Talia was just a sleepy bartender with a killer sense of taste and a sassy shaker collection. That is, until she was rudely summoned to another world mid-nap by a drunk and sparkly Goddess of Alcohol who slurred something about "balance, villains, cocktails, and—hic—saving the multiverse or whatever."
Now, Talia runs The Tipsy Mirage—a magical floating bar that only descends at 7 PM and vanishes by 5 AM, just in time to avoid taxes, responsibilities, and awkward breakfast small talk.
Armed with a sarcastic shaker (Sir Shakesalot), a smug stirring spoon (Stirvana), and a British jigger who measures emotional damage (John), Talia must calm down emotionally unstable villains, overly dramatic vampires, and overworked mages—using nothing but cocktails, sass, and really good lighting.
Alongside her server Lira (a broke Rank 5 mage with a surprisingly stylish uniform and a tragic rent situation) and Titan (a hopeless romantic who got emotionally body-slammed by love), Talia stirs hope, muddles trauma, and occasionally sets things on fire.
Think fantasy JRPG meets mixology school meets therapy, but with more lime wedges and less chill.
Villains beware:
Because the strongest weapon in this world...
is a cocktail with intent.