What if life had a leveling system? Jordan’s about to find out.
Jordan Miles is a twenty-something slacker with zero motivation, a resume that gathers more dust than attention, and a sleep schedule that could only be called criminal. His dreams of a better life? Just that—dreams.
Until one morning, he wakes up before noon... and gets a pop-up notification:
+5 XP: Early Riser I – You woke up before noon.
Turns out, his life just became an RPG—and every real-world action now grants experience, unlocks quests, and reveals hidden stats like Discipline, Mind, and Social.
Suddenly, cleaning his room is a mini-boss fight. Drinking water grants perks. And applying for a job? A full-on main quest.
With no clue who—or what—is behind this system, Jordan decides to play along. And for the first time in years... he starts leveling up.
From lazy loner to disciplined dynamo, this is the slow grind to self-actualization—with side quests, skill trees, and plenty of coffee.
He’s not trying to save the world. Just his own.