I was at my home watching DanMachi when a huge pillar thingy crushed me.It was instant death.I was living alone as I was an orphan and was not really inclined towards having a girlfriend or something.
I was too busy trying to look for jobs to meet the ends.My only comfort was anime and comics .I liked DC comics a lot.My favourite character is Deathstroke .I find his suit to be badass and his skills were pretty nice too.
Back to the present I was currently dead cause I was staring at my body or what remained of it.I saw the pillar thingy had demolished my house .I noticed that it was brown in colour . I had a nagging suspicion that it was poop.
"Like what you are seeing"a man who had suddenly appeared asked me.
"What the hell.Where did you come from." I demanded to him.
"You may call me as ROB or God"he said to me.
Oh he is a random omniscient being.Better respect him and praise him a lot.Who knows I may get a reward or something.
"Your suspicions were true puny mortal as you died by the pillar of poop which is mine"the Rob enlightened me.
"Wtf I died by being crushed by poop .I demand compensation.I wanted my death to have atleast a little bit of honor and being crushed to death by poop is a big no no"I exclaimed in anger.I knew I shouldn't have yelled but my death made me angry.
The Rob seemed to understand and so he said"Fear not young mortal for I will give you compensation and of course you will be reincarnated into a world of your choosing"
I was excited on hearing this.I finally get to reincarnate in a world of my choosing. Isekai adventure here I go.Hell yeah I want to go to a fantasy world.Calming down I said"Oh most benevolent of ROB's your my favourite Rob.I will worship your greatness everyday.Could this ignorant one ask a question"
"Ask away puny mortal.You have finally recognised this great one's awesomeness"said the Rob praising himself.
The bootlicking was a success.I always noticed many MC's of some fanfics always acts like they own the place or something.No way am I making that beta mistake.I always thought that people who you cannot hope to surpass should be respected a lot.And praising him has no disadvantages.
"I want to be reincarnated in Danmachi.Could you make it so that I am reincarnated near a forest which have some monsters and which also has a nearby village."I requested to the Rob.
"This great one will fullfill your request.I will be reincarnating you near seolo forest which is East of Orario"said the Rob.
The reason I wanted this was because I knew that without training and going to orario is a foolish idea because the chances of finding a good familia is very low and I most probably would be forced to join Soma familia,which is a piece of shit familia.I will be beaten up everyday if I don't have strength to fight back.So in order to escape that shitty fate I rather train for a while than go immediatly to orario.I want my freedom to follow my own path and i rather not join any familia if all I get is a shitty one.I am not optimistic enough to think that I can join a nice familia right of the bat.So training is a must.I better follow the teachings of saitama sensei.
"As compensation for your hilarious /cough/,no your unfortunate death i will be giving you two wishes.I was orginally supposed to give you only one wish,seeing as you are respectful towards me I gave you one more.Tsk its hard finding sensible people.Atleast you didn't wail at me or something.So what do you wish for?"the Rob asked me.
Hell yeah I get some wishes The praises paid handsomely .I always thought our praises will atleast make the person hearing it think of us in a positive attitude.And I got the jackpot baby .
"I want my first wish to be.....
(To be continued)