[Ethereal Plane of the Gods, 00:00 of Nothingness]
…Ah, what an indescribable pleasure to see you all gathered here—would-be gods, spectators of carnage, addicts of well-choreographed chaos! A most gracious welcome to my little game... or rather, our spectacle: The Transcendental Battle Royale™. 🎲
I am Satus. Yes, that Satus—the one who created this show on a rainy Sunday just to pass the time. But today, let's skip the epics. I'm here as your master of ceremonies, biased judge, and professional instigator.
So... you wish to play as gods? Heh. I knew it. It's always fun when we act like bored entities toying with an inferior world. You know that feeling of "I've seen this movie three times already"? Yeah. So we decided to create our own show. But don't worry—here, you're real gods. Almost.
Now that you're seated upon your thrones, fill out the celestial form: Choose your divine name and what kind of god you are. War? Vanity? Supreme procrastination? Craft your archetype. Make drama. Make history.
🔔 Now, onto the main event: THE GAME.
This game is entertainment for entities like you—extradimensional beings with free time and questionable taste. Ten gods may enter. Three are already playing. Seven thrones await. Each god may bring along their "pawns," also known as CHAMPIONS—those who will fight in your name while you, gloriously, just watch from the VIP box, munching on a bucket of stellar popcorn.
🎮 "But Satus, how do I choose my champion?!"
Ah, naive disciple... I was waiting for that question. Or maybe I wasn't.
You'll receive DP (Divine Power) based on your Fan Table Contribution. Yes, that table everyone ignores until it's too late.
Here's a real example:
1st Place — Satus (obviously): Contributed 439 points = 21,950 DP. (I'm rich. Deal with it.)
2nd Place — King_In_Black: 49 points = 2,450 DP.
3rd Place — MvPl3: 34 points = 1,700 DP.
Use this power to purchase abilities for your champions from certain characters. That's right. Check out the menu:
💎 | Premium Champion Catalog | 💎 (zero discounts included)
Cosmic Armor Superman: 20,000 DP
Beyonder: 10,000 DP
Superman One Million: 15,000 DP
White Lantern: 8,000 DP
Astral Regulator Thanos: 10,000 DP
Superboy Prime: 20,000 DP
The Darkest Knight: 15,000 DP
Misogi Kumagawa: 5,500 DP
Medaka Kurokami: 5,000 DP
Goku: 3,000 DP (post-Gas version)
Broly: 4,000 DP (rage mode included for free)
Cosmic Spider-Man: 700 DP (steal of the century!)
Spider-Man POL (Power of Love): 30,000 DP (for the brave souls)
Saitama: 5,000 DP
Alien X: 5,000 DP
SCP-096: 1,000 DP (the basic despair package)
💡 What if your points aren't enough? TEAM UP WITH OTHER GODS! But remember—if you merge, you become ONE god. And let's be real... sharing power is for the weak. (Or for strategists. I'll let you handle the hypocrisy.)
⏳ Detailed rules will be revealed next chapter, but rest assured: there will be blood, tears, and maybe even a little poetry.
Create your champion's name, ambition, and goal. Will they dominate the board? Seek revenge? Spread chaos? Or just want a hug? The drama is your responsibility, baby.
"But how will I know if my champion will win or die?" — Easy. You won't. Chaos is my ally, and imbalance is my signature. You play, I judge. Simple as that.
But remember, my champion doesn't wield the power of a quadrillion suns for nothing—so tread carefully.
Now go, take your points, browse the power portfolio, and make your choices.
I'm open to loaning DP to gods too poor to afford even the cheapest power on the list—but in return, I'll assign a random weakness to your champion. It could be anything nasty, fufu~
See you soon, my little gods.
And remember:
On this stage, the board is infinite, the pieces are pawns, and the only rule is absolute entertainment...