The door was set deep into an archway. A mural ran over its surface in bare gold lines. It was simple yet vividβit almost seemed to move as Zane looked at it, like an optical illusion.
It was the Red Moon Emperor, sketched out. A bright-red disc flared behind him, a big halo. Before him stood a field of enemies. They were casting thick gold lines at himβlines that bounced right off his red shield thing.
πππ ππ¦π£ππ πππ‘πππ₯π€ π₯ππ π½ππ£π€π₯ πππͺππ£'π€ πππππβππππππ π π π₯ππ πΉππ π π ππ π πβππ πππ₯ππ π.
boomed a smooth deep voice.
Zane looked around. He didn't see anyone.
πΎπ£πππ₯ππππ€. π ππ π₯ππ ππ‘ππ£ππ₯ π π π₯ππ βππ ππ π π βπππ ππ.
Oh.
π π¨ππ€ πππ§ππ ππππ πππ ππ€ πππ ππππ‘ ππ π₯ππ ππ π¨πππ€ π π ππ₯πππππππ£π₯ ππ π¦ππ₯πππ, πππ πππ€πππ π₯πππ€ π€πππ£ππ π₯π£πππ€π¦π£π. π πππ§π π€πππ π₯ππ ππππ€ ππ ππ πππ ππ . π πππ§π π€πππ π₯ππ βπππ ππ πππππππ πππππ€ πππ₯π¨πππ ππ¦πππ£πππ€ π π π π¨πππ£π€β¦ ππ π¨ π ππ πͺπ π¦π£π€ π₯π ππ πππππ. πππππ πͺπ π¦ ππ£π ππ ππππ π¨ππ₯π π₯πππ€ π₯π£πππ€π¦π£π, π ππ πͺπ π¦π£ ππ¦πππ, πͺπ π¦π£ π€ππ£π§πππ₯, πππ πͺπ π¦π£ πππ€π₯π£π¦ππ₯π π£.
Zane blinked.
"Cool," he said.
βππ£π£πͺπππ π₯ππ βππ ππ π π βπππ ππ ππ€ ππ ππ ππ π£ πππ π ππ¦π£πππ. ππ π₯ππ π¦π€ππππ€ π π πππ€π₯ππ£π€, πππ ππ£πππ₯ππͺ π₯πππππ₯ππ, π§ππππ€ππππππͺ πππ¨ πππ€π₯ππ£ππ ππ₯π€ π‘π π¨ππ£π€ ππ ππ¦ππ. πππ π€π π₯πππ₯ πππ ππππππ βπππππ ππ€ π π π₯ππ π»π£πππ ππ€π‘ππ£π πΎππππ©πͺ.
Neat.
π ππ¨πππ₯ πͺπ π¦ ππππππ π₯ππ πππ£π€π₯ ππ π π£! ππ πππ₯ππ£, πͺπ π¦ ππ¦π€π₯ π¨πππ ππ₯ π π‘ππ. βπ£π π§π πͺπ π¦π£ ππ πππππ π π πΌππ‘ππ£π π£'π€ ππ π¦π.
It went quiet again.
Only then did Zane notice that the door didn't have a handle. But when he looked at it in the Astral Plane he saw oneβbig fat gold thing, right in the middle of it. He gave it a twist and a shove. And the whole thing rumbled. Slid aside.
Beyond lay a simple redwood staircase. It went off into the gloom, seemingly into nowhere.
Zane went on through.
It was like he'd gone into some alternate dimension. The only things that stayed were the thick red mists billowing about, snaking around his shins, hazing the distance. He thought there was a night sky overhead at firstβit was all dusky grays and purples. But instead of stars golden runes blanketed the sky, twinkling softly. Wrapping around him in some vast bowl.
Then he saw someone striding toward him. A figure coming through the mists, growing clearer.
It was an old man. The Pagoda Spirit? It was ghostly, wispy at the edges. Its faint body was colored a faint red. It was bushy-browed and long-bearded. It was very small. Then a bank of mist passed, and Zane saw it in full.
It stood there, hands clasped behind its back. Looking all stern, like a drill sergeant. Its eyes were leveled at Zane's waist. It looked like it meant business.
Then it looked up.
Its eyes popped. It went quite still.
"Hello," said Zane.
Its mouth slowly dropped open.
"β¦"
The Spirit blinked. Blinked again. Looked Zane up and down, toe to shin to knee to belly to head.
βππ, said the Spirit at last. βππππ.
A pause. ππ π¦ ππ£πβ¦ πͺπ π¦ π€πππ π₯π ππβ¦
It seemed at a bit of a loss. Zane knew that look. He got it a lot. He scratched his head.
"β¦I know," said Zane.
ππ π¦β¦ ππ£π πππ£πππͺ πππ§ππ πππ.
"Yes."
The Pagoda Spirit swallowed. It gave him another once-over. ππ π¦ ππ£πβ¦ ππ π₯ π πΎπ£πππ₯ πΈππππ€π₯π π£ π π π₯ππ βπππ πΎπ£πππ₯ π½πππ₯ππ ππ€. βπ π£ π βππ₯π£πππ£ππ, π ππ€π€π¦ππ.
"No."
πΈ π‘π£ππππ π π π₯ππ βππππ€π₯πππ πππ‘ππ£ππ¦π?
"Don't think so."
β¦ππππ₯ ππ£π πͺπ π¦, ππ©πππ₯ππͺ?
Zane wasn't sure what to say to that. "I'm Zane."
β¦βππ said the Spirit again. It didn't say anything after that. Just stared at him. It started walking around him, giving him a bit of a 360, getting a good look at him from a bunch of angles, frowning all the while.
βππ.
"Uh," said Zane. It was getting a bit awkward. "So. What now?"
πΈπ. πππ€. πΌπ£π£ said the Spirit. It sounded a little strangled. πΈπ€ π π€πππβπ ππ π₯ππ ππ‘ππ£ππ₯ π π π₯ππ βπππ ππ. πππππ π π ππ ππ€ πͺπ π¦π£ π€ππ£π§πππ₯. πΈπ€π€ππ€π₯πππ₯. π ππ πππ£π π₯π ππππ‘ πͺπ π¦, π₯ππ βπππ ππ'π€ π π¨πππ£, ππππ ππ¦ππ π¦π€π π π π₯πππ€ ππ π€π₯ π§ππππ£ππππ π₯π£πππ€π¦π£π. βππ£π π'ππ π₯ππππ πͺπ π¦ π₯ππ πππ£π€π₯ πππππ π π π₯ππ βππ ππ π π πππππ£ππ₯ππππ.
"Nice," said Zane.
ππππ€ πππππ ππ€ ππππππ π₯ππ ππππππ π π π₯ππ πΉππ π π ππ π π, it said absently. ππ₯ ππ€ ππ ππππππ€πππͺ π‘π π¨ππ£ππ¦π π₯ππππππ’π¦π π¨πππ πππ€π₯ππ£ππβπππ ππ π₯ππ π‘π£πππππ£ π€π π¦π ππππππ€π ππππππ€ ππ π₯ππ πππππ©πͺβ¦Β it trailed off.
πππͺβππ£π πͺπ π¦ πππ£π₯πππ πͺπ π¦ ππ£π ππ π₯ π€π ππ π€π π£π₯ π πβ¦ π π£ππππππ£πππ₯ππ π π π π βπ£πππ π£ππππ ππ‘ππ£ππ₯, π‘ππ£πππ‘π€? ππππ€β¦
It was doing another lap around him again. Like a horse breeder admiring an award-winning stallion.
ππππ€ ππ€β¦ π₯πππ€ ππ€ π§ππ£πͺβ¦A pause. βππ. πΌπ£π£βπ£ππππ₯. πππ π€πππππ.
It shook its head, frowning, like it was trying to remember its script. πΌπ£π£. βπ π¨ π¨πππ πͺπ π¦ π₯πππ π₯π π₯πππ€ πππππ π¨πππ πππ‘πππ π π πͺπ π¦π£β¦ πππππ§πππ¦ππ π₯πππππ₯β¦
"β¦"
β¦
ππ πππͺ πππ€π said the Spirit, coughing. πΌπ£π£. βππ£π ππ€ ππ π¨ π₯πππ€ π¨πππ ππ . π π¨πππ πππ€π₯π£π¦ππ₯ πͺπ π¦ π π ππ π¨ π₯π πππ§π ππ π₯ππ πΉππ π π ππ π π ππππππ ππ₯ π πππ€ππ πππ§ππ. ππ π‘π£π ππ£ππ€π€ ππ πππ§ππ, πͺπ π¦ π¨πππ π₯πππ‘ππ£ ππ₯ π₯ππ£π π¦ππ π π€ππ£πππ€ π π 'ππ£ππππ€.' ππ π¦ π¨πππ ππ π₯πππ€ π¦ππ₯ππ πͺπ π¦π£ π₯ππ ππππππ'π€ π‘π π¨ππ£π€ π£ππππ ππ₯π€ πππ©πππ¦π.
"Okay," said Zane.
ππππ£π ππ£π πππ§π ππ£ππππ€ ππ π₯π π₯ππβππππ ππ ππ©πππ₯ π£πππ£πππ₯ππ π π π π π€π π¦π ππ₯π₯πππ ππ£π π π π‘π π¨ππ£ππ¦π ππ ππ€π₯ππ£. πΌπππ ππ€ π π π π§ππ£πͺπππ π₯πͺπ‘π πππ ππππ£πππ€πππ πππ₯πππ€ππ₯πͺ. ππππͺ ππ£π πππππ₯ π₯π ππ π£ππ₯πππ£β¦ ππ£π£β¦It cleared its throat. ππ₯ ππ€ πππππ₯ π₯π ππ πππππππππππ.
It gave Zane a dubious look.
πππ π¦ππβ¦ π₯πππ€π π₯π£ππππ€ π¨ππ£π ππ π₯ ππ’π¦ππ‘π‘ππ π₯π πππ₯β¦ π₯πππ₯ ππ€ π₯π π€ππͺβ¦ ππ₯ πππ€ πππ§ππ£ πππππππ π ππ π€π₯ π’π¦ππ₯π π€π β¦
Another long pause.
βπ ππ π π. ππ π¦ ππ¦π€π₯ ππ ππ£π π ππ ππ£-βπππππ₯.
"Yes."
πΈπ.
The Pagoda Spirit looked suddenly relieved. Like things were finally starting to make sense.
ππ π¦ ππ£πβ¦ ππ ππ©πππ‘π₯ππ πππ π€π‘ππππππβ¦ ππ§ππ ππͺ π₯ππ π€π₯πππππ£ππ€ π π πͺπ π¦π£ π‘πππππ₯, π ππ€π€π¦ππ. ππ¦π£πππͺ.
"I guess?" He wasn't sure how he felt about being called a specimen, though.
ππ π¦ ππ¦π€π₯ ππ π₯ππ πππ£πππ€π₯ π π πͺπ π¦π£ π€π‘πππππ€. πΉπͺ π€π ππ πππ£πππ, π πππππππ?
Zane shrugged. "I think so."
π π€ππ. π π€ππ. πππ€βπ₯πππ₯β¦ π πππ π€ππ ππ π¨ π₯πππ€β¦ ππ©π₯π£πππππͺ πππ‘π£π πππππ ππ¦π₯ππ₯ππ πβ¦ ππ π¦ππ πππ§π π πππ¦π£π£ππ ππ π¨.
Another pause.
βππππ₯βπ₯ππ π₯π£ππππππ,said the Spirit. πΌπ£π£. βππ£πβπππ₯ ππ π€ππ π¨ πͺπ π¦ π¨πππ₯ ππ€ π₯π ππ πππ π¨.
***
The mists before him shifted. Splashing with colors, painting a new scene, a projection. It seemed to be a very similar situation to the one Zane found himself in. Same setting, same background. Same spirit, even.
It was speaking to a different person though. The guy looked very much like the statue outside, just less wrinkly and more muscular. It had to be the young Red Moon Emperor.
The young Emperor was cringing before the Pagoda Spirit, who drew up to its full height. It was actually taller than the Emperor here.
π»ππ€πππ‘ππ! It boomed. βππ§π πͺπ π¦ π€π₯πππππ πͺπ π¦π£π€πππ ππ π£ π¨πππ₯ ππ€ π₯π ππ ππ?
Zane was surprised. Here it sounded much more imposing. And its voice sounded much deeper too. Maybe because it was all scaled up.
"Yes!" growled the young Emperor.
ππππ€ ππ£πππ π¨πππ π₯ππ€π₯ πͺπ π¦π£ π¨πππ π₯π ππ₯π€ π§ππ£πͺ πππππ₯π€. π½πππ πππ£πβ¦ πππ πͺπ π¦ π£ππ€π π‘ππ£ππππππ₯ππͺ ππ£ππ‘π‘ππππ πͺπ π¦π£ π€π‘ππ£ππ₯. βππ£πππ‘π€ ππππ₯π! π»π πͺπ π¦ πππππ‘π₯ π₯πππ€ πππππππππ?
"Yes!" roared the young Emperor again. This time with gritted teeth, eyes shining. He balled his hands into fists. "Constellation Order," he breathed. "You bastardsβonce I become the true master of the Red Moon Pagoda, you'll all pay!"
ππ π¦ πππ§π ππππ£πππ π₯ππ ππππππ π¨πππ said the Spirit. It nodded. ππ₯ πππ€ ππππ π ππ ππ πππ ππ£ππ¦π π¦π€ ππ π¦π£πππͺβ¦ π₯π π£ππππ π₯ππ π€π₯ππ£π₯πππ ππππ. ππππ₯ π¨ππ€ πππ£πππͺ πππ§ππ π ππ. βππ£π ππ πππ€ π₯ππ π₯π£π¦π π₯ππ€π₯. πΈπ£π πͺπ π¦ π£ππππͺ?
The Emperor nodded.
ππππ πππ₯ π¦π€ π‘π£π ππππ.
The Emperor gritted his teeth.
All around him, though, mists began to swirl. Began to heat up, glow with an otherworldly crimson light.
And right above him, the air began to tremble. A terrible ghost blossomed thereβa phantom creature, the flickering head of a dragon, tendrils of ectoplasm smoke trickling from its snarling lips.
It opened its massive mouth. There, lodged in its throat, was a ghastly gray-white storm. Gathering fast, shining bone-white...
It didn't feel like any normal Skill to Zaneβthere was very little essence in it. In the physical world. But in the Astral Plane it flared quite bright. If it struck you, your body would be untouched. But your soul would immolate instantly.
πππ π½ππ£π€π₯ ππ£πππ, intoned the Pagoda Spirit. πΉπ£πππ₯π π π π₯ππ πΎππ π€π₯ π»π£πππ π!
The attack roared out of its throat, a translucent white tornado making landfall. Right on the young Emperor's head. He screamed, threw up his handsβand a pale red moon flared out of him. So dark you could hardly tell it was there. But it was.
Zane sensed the barest trace of a certain auraβthe aura of the Pagoda. Mysterious, fathomless. Trickling out from him.
The red shield caught the raging white. And for a good few seconds, it held.
Then it cracked. Straight down the middle. Just as the dragon breath sputtered out. And the Emperor dropped to his knees, face deathly paleβhe hacked out a mouthful of blood. Then another.
But the shield had taken the brunt of the blow. He'd lived.
βπ π¨ ππππ, said the Pagoda Spirit.βππππππ₯. π½π π£ ππ π₯πππ₯ ππ₯π₯πππ ππππ€ π₯ππ πππ€ππππ₯π€ πͺπ π¦ ππππ π₯π π£ππππ π₯ππ πππ©π₯ πππ§ππ. ππππ πͺπ π¦ ππ£π π£ππππͺ, ππ ππ π₯π ππ π πππ ππ π£πβπππ π₯πππ π₯ππ ππ£πππ πππππβπ₯πππ ππ₯, π¦ππ₯ππ πͺπ π¦ πππ π¨ππ₯ππ€π₯πππ ππ₯ ππ¦πππͺ! π½π π£ π πππͺ π₯ππ£π π¦ππ π₯πππ‘ππ£πππ πππ π₯ππ ππππππ π‘π£π ππ£ππ€π€β¦
The Spirit paused. Softened a little. ππ π¦ πππ π¨πππ π₯π π€π¦π£π§ππ§π π₯πππ₯ ππ₯π₯πππ. π½ππ¨ ππ . ππππ£π ππ€ ππ£πππ₯ π‘π π₯πππ₯πππ ππ πͺπ π¦, πΎπ£ππ₯π€ππ€. ππππ π π£ππ€π₯. βππ₯π¦π£π π¨πππ πͺπ π¦ ππ£π ππ¦πππͺ ππππππ. ππ π£π πππ£π. πππ€π₯ππ£ π₯πππ€π πππππππ’π¦ππ€. πππ₯π π€π ππ ππ¦ππβ¦ πͺπ π¦ π¨πππ π£πππππ«π πππ π₯ππ π‘π π¨ππ£ πͺπ π¦ π¨ππ€π ππ π£. πΈππ πππ π¨ππ π πππ π€ππ π£πππ πͺπ π¦ π¨πππ π₯π£πππππ.
The young Emperor nodded. There was a fierceness in his dark eyes. "Yes!"
The scene faded.
***
Then it was just the Spirit and Zane blinking at each other again. It was a bit strange to see the Spirit at gnome-size again.
The Spirit coughed awkwardly. β¦βππππ₯. ππππ₯ π¨ππ€ π₯ππ βππ ππ π π πΌππ‘ππ£π π£. βπ πππ ππππ£πππ π₯ππ πππππ π ππ πππ π¦π₯ π₯π πππ‘ππ£π₯ π₯π πͺπ π¦βπππ π₯πππ₯ π¨ππ€ πππ€ πππ£π€π₯ π₯ππ€π₯ π π ππ₯. ππππ₯ ππ€ π¨πππ₯ πͺπ π¦ ππ£π ππ ππ π£.
"Cool," said Zane.
The Spirit hesitated. ππ π¦ πππͺ πππ§π, ππ, ππ π₯ππππ. π π¨ππ€ ππ¦ππ ππ π£πβ¦ πππ₯πππ€πβ¦ π¨ππ₯π πΎπ£ππ₯π€ππ€. π πππ₯ππ ππ€ πππ€ π₯π£πππππ£. ππππ₯ π¨ππ€ π¨πππ₯ ππ ππππππ π₯π π€π¦π£π§ππ§π. ππ π€π₯ π¨ππ ππ₯π₯πππ‘π₯ π₯ππ ππ£ππππ€ ππ ππ π₯ π€π¦π£π§ππ§πβπ₯πππͺ ππππ π₯πππ₯ π‘π¦π€π. πΈπ€ ππ π£ πͺπ π¦β¦ πππππβπ ππ π£ππ₯πππ£β¦ π ππ π'π₯ πππ π¨ ππβ¦ π₯πππ₯ ππ€ π₯π π€ππͺ, πππππ, π₯πππ€ π‘ππππ π¨ππ€ ππ π₯ πππ€πππππ π₯π ππππππβ¦ π¨πππ₯ π ππππ π₯π π€ππͺ ππ€. π ππ π'π₯ π’π¦ππ₯π πππ π¨ π¨πππ₯ π₯π ππ π¨ππ₯π πͺπ π¦, π π€π¦π‘π‘π π€π. ππππ€ ππ€... π€π πππ₯ππππ π π π πππ£π€π₯.
"β¦"
The Spirit let out a strange noise. ππππβπππ₯ π¦π€ π£π¦π ππ₯ πππ π€ππ π¨πππ₯ πππ‘π‘πππ€! π πππ’π¦πππ₯π π₯π πͺπ π¦ π₯ππ π€πππππ₯π¦π£π ππ π¦π π»πππππ€π πππππ π π π₯ππ βππ ππ π π βπππ ππ. πππ π§ππ£πͺ πππππ π¨ππππ πΎπ£ππ₯π€ππ€ π₯πππ£π π¨π π¦ππ π ππ πππͺ π¦π€π π₯π π£πππ¦ππ π₯ππ π¦ππ₯ππππ₯π ππ π¦π ππ₯π₯ππππ€ π π ππ§ππ πΎπ£πππ₯ π½πππ₯ππ π βππ₯π£πππ£πππ€βππππππ π π π₯ππ πΉππ π π ππ π π!