My name is Emmanuel Lowe, 28 years single *cough* virgin well that who I transmigrated to, my name use to Addam Thompson 30 years office worker, well I did well for my life I can't complain, have couple of fail relationships and some on night stands, my work hours I were flexible and salary was good so no complains. Yesterday it was off day after done catch up some of my favorite anime and novel I was kinda bored and irritated, I mean what f*ck Jujutsu K author needs to be assassinated now first killing Gojo Satoru then planning to let that parasite use his body? But it still speculation at the moment but still anyway that time I reincarnated as slime is fucken slow, so slow that I read the light novel for 10th time then what this anime what it name again, I have abilities for another world or door I don't remember it name but I nearly smash my Tv watching that sh*t that MC is King of simps what the fuck, I'm even surprised myself that I finished watch the whole 12 episodes but the last episode when he showed the girl about door that time made me wanna go into darkweb put a hit on the author that how irritated I was.
Wanted to easy my irritation decided to read novel so I recall my work colleague recommend me a novel that she is reading reason why I was hesitant to read it, it's because the title of novel sounded like those Chinese CEO novel It called Mistaken match: Marrying the Enigmatic CEO it about a military vet now a doctor who's somehow got married to an elderest Daughter of a wealthy family matched up by her grandparent after reading to 20 chapter I was like =_= the fuck,I nearly smashed my phone on the ground so i carried on reading till chapter 589 okay this dude is airhead who like to talk with his fists, plus novel is full of annoying young masters , I got irritated even worse I decided drop the Novel all together when i look outside it already night time so I decided to sleep.
When I woke up this morning I woke up to unfamiliar ceiling and room I panicked when I look around I wasn't I was kidnapped then went to look at myself on the mirror oh shit while looking at myself got all foreign memories of this body the only thing that came into my mind was "Fuck!!!!"
"Manny why are you cussing early in the morning, hurry up take a bath and go to work" I heard a voice shouting at me , shit who would have thought I would transmigrate in this stupid novel, I didn't even finish it and I don't even know if it finished or it still ongoing, well I'm Royally fucked
"Okay Mom I'm preparing right now " I replied name of his mother is Alessandra Lowe single mother of 2 children Emmanuel Lowe and Roselynn Lowe, father died doing his duty in the Military cause Emmanuel to mature early so he could take care of his mom and in sister then went to enlist to military as well then got injured he decide retire in military and work as gynecologist, dude have watched/see so many naked women he grew immune seeing naked woman he doesn't have a erection anymore well most of the time
"Don't forget that you have blind date tonight at 8pm " Alessandra said well his mom keep setting him up blind date Since she wants him get married and have grandkids this is 18th blind date she has set-up
"Again you know it will not work out, woman this days are in it for the money" I replied while getting ready to bath, man I need to clear my head first I will not go to work today I probably should get a room on hotel or go somewhere to clear my head I didn't expect my day today to go this way
After an hour I was done doing everything time we head out I decided to head to random direction until I was at the edge of the forest with a waterfall, I mean how did I get transmigrated in this novel, probably some Rob wanted me to be his entertainment or something, or it just bad luck,I mean I don't have any regrets back home, I was an orphan livedy life in most modest way graduated in Cambridge college after got lucky got accountant gig one of the top business so the pay was good better even but being a black American working as an accountant well you know I won't get into details,I spend my time free watching anime and reading webnovels sometimes socials with colleagues usually go famous night club on Tuesday , weird but yeah it worked
Now I'm in this situation well I can't say I expected something like this happen to my life but most of otakus would love to be in this situation but not this fucked up novel, I don't even know if there will be cultivators later on 'fuuuck!!!' since there are young masters here hope there will no cultivators, I will kill myself, this fucker didn't even have a gun to keep his family safe but he was in the military even worse he was the famous wolf of the north shit, now come to think of it, I don't look asain but western so the author of this novel written a western type novel with eastern culture this is bullshit, I think I'm going to cry
'okay the plot start today I have to meet this Milan woman,shit she a bitch, I really don't want unnecessary drama and meeting that woman will only head to that fuck!!! But I have to there because I will meet the femalelead of this novel but now come the tricky part should follow the plot? But before I'm known I have to kill mangus ASAP but with what? I don't have a gun and where will I get a sniper shit'
Thinking about the future threats, Mangus I forgot what his surname is but his from on of the big four family that rule in capital city Yeringham
(A/N : I literally forgot)
Mangus is his the one responsibility for many things in future events,trying to assassinate his friend,wife and wanted to destroy the family of Emmanuel's wife so he can get some item,I don't know what do they do since I stopped reading at chapter 589.
I mean the dude is calculative he even planted a time bomb on Emmanuel's wife after saving his wife from the time bomb this fucker didn't even think of getting a fucken gun noo he just wanted to fight with his fists fucken dumb Mc and don't get me started how his afraid to even make a move on his wife
"Fuck!!!!!" Thinking about it more get frustrated I shouldn't have read this fucken novel
"*Sign* there's nothing I can't do this point" accepting my reality now since I can't undo this transmigration , I got up on the Rock I was sitting on, i was thinking to much I didn't note the sun already went down, this waterfall is go to have picknick on then thinking to myself, I decided to check my phone
'shit it's already 7:45 and the date is on 8 well I'm going to be late but what he' I will just go since I already know how the date is gonna go I have no rush I just want to meet the female lead what her name again Mackenzie Quillen yeah that it, Mackenzie Quillen is an elderest Daughter of Quillen family who known to be the smartest or wisest, the novel describe her as most beautiful girl in the city well you know Chinese author describe women I guess I have to go since Mc mother will call to pester me for this date
*Ring*
*Ring*
'speak of the devil or thinking in this part'
"Yes mom"
"Manny do you remember you have date I setup for you?"
"Yeah I know"
"Make sure you go to that date it cost me to much just to set it up"
"(ー_ー) Okay Mom but you shouldn't waste money like that mom" I dropped the call , mean that Milan girl is fucken irritating it probably is for the best that I don't have a gun, I'm not trigger happy but yooh
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