Void
"What, where am i?"
In a complete and uther void, lacking any semblance of space and time, a soul appears.
"...."
"I must be dreaming, hm, but what a weird fucking dream, never have i had a lucid dream before"
"Rebooting"
A robotic emotionless voice echoed throughout this void.
"Hm"
"System initializing. Congratulations '_____' you were randomly choosen to inherit the speech system."
"Ahhhh, so this is a reincarnation type of dream, it's almost like a fanfic, although, were is the Random Omniscient Being? I want my three wishes!"
"The speech system is a Power System completely based around the abilities of the mouth. Persuasion, intimidation and manipulation are only but few of the many possibilities of which you are now capable of."
"Then graceful and powerful ROB, my first wish is to be reincarnated in DxD, my second is to have the power of a endless from Dc, and my third is the gamer system!!"
"Acknowledged, choosen world defined, reincarnation processing."
"I also want a trillion dollars upon birt-"
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Columbus, Ohio.
Baby POV
'I can't see shit'
"OMG, how can a baby be this cute!!!"
"He's going to grow up to be quite the looker"
"He's just like his dad"
'BRO WHERE THE FUCK AM I"
'I'm having a hard time remembering shit'
'Fuck, ok, ahhhh, reincarnation, hmmm system..... DXD... WALLAHI I AM FINISHED'
'I reincarnation inside fucking dxd, a world that's full of gods, dragons and devils, not to mention the outerdimensional alien gods that can fucking neg dif the Great Red.'
'But i remembered some system that i have, thank god i got here with a cheat'
'Status'
"..."
'System?'
"...."
'Status window, system status, statistics, records, menu, ehhh quests, shop, inventory, SKILLS'
Skills
-unavailable(incapable of speech)-
-unavailable(incapable of speech)-
-unavailable(incabaple of speech)-
'Uh i got something but i can't use it'
"Ma'am, what are you going to name him?
"Willian, Willian Henry."
'Man... what a shitty name"