"What are your thoughts on it, Azuma-chan?" Ajuka asked, gesturing towards the massive whiteboard sitting in front of him. It was covered with various numbers and letters, showcasing an incredibly long formula that looked like scribbles to Azuma.
Azuma stared blankly at the whiteboard.
"...Very cool," He said simply, holding up a thumbs up.
This wasn't the first time the insane Super-Devil had dragged Azuma into his resort room, as the Maou apparently had a pretty high opinion of his intelligence after the chess match. Unfortunately for Azuma, he wasn't the super-genius Ajuka thought he was. He had only managed to keep up with the man because of his system - not because of any actual intelligence he had.
"I knew you would think so," Ajuka nodded sagely, "This unsolved equation holds the secret to enhancing the power of the evil pieces, allowing for the current limitor to be expanded. However, because it has been unsolved for so long, and due to the current evil pieces limitor already being nearly maximum efficiency, most others discard this equation as unnecessary and not worth the time needed to solve. I knew you would appreciate it for what it was, Azuma-chan."
Azuma stared at him blankly.
He hasn't even started talking about all the fancy math stuff yet, but I still don't understand half of what he said.
"Yeah," Azuma nodded sagely, pretending he understood the man as he put a finger on his chin, "It has an immense value beyond what others can see."
That sounded smart, right?
Azuma blanched as Ajuka suddenly grinned widely, a slightly insane look forming on his face as he grinned excitedly, "Ah! I knew you would see it, Azuma-chan! You truly are the only one who can understand my genius!"
He spun around, pointing dramatically at a random blob of letters and numbers, "Anyone else who was shown this would only see the overall equation, but if you arrange it like this…"
He snapped his fingers, and the numbers started to magically rearrange themselves on the board, "It gives us insight into the theoretical solution for bloodline magic! If this equation could be solved, it would allow bloodline magic to be used by those outside of blood relatives! It looks rather simple, but this constant is actually trajectorally opposed to blah blah blah-"
At this point, Azuma zoned out, unable to process the spew of words coming from Ajuka's mouth.
What should I have for dinner tonight? Pizza sounds pretty good.
"-Then, the existence of a smooth structure on a topologically non-trivial 7-manifold admitting a non-vanishing parallelizable tangent bundle leads to the equivalent of vanishing its first Pontryagin class blah blah blah-"
Though, I could really go for some chicken right now.
"-Of course, this all assuming that it's governed by the failure of the h-cobordism theorem in dimension four due to the non-triviality blah blah blah-"
Wait, would Ravel be upset if I brought fried chicken back to the dungeon? She's kind of like a chicken, right?
"-Finally, Casson invariant in the context of Donaldson's polynomial invariants blah blah blah-"
I'll just have a burger. No, wait, I'll have a-
"So, what are your thoughts on this, Azuma-chan?" Ajuka finished, looking at Azuma curiously.
"Cheeseburger." Azuma nodded decidedly, finally deciding on what he would eat.
[Alert!]
[You have encountered a 0.001% LUK event!]
A [LEGENDARY] Lucky Event has been activated!
Ajuka blinked at his words, "A cheeseburger? What do you-"
Suddenly, the Maou's eyes widened. He spun around, slamming his hands on the whiteboard as he started to mutter ominously.
"If we consider a cheeseburger as a topological 3-manifold M with a boundary representing the bun, then the cheese, patty, and other layers can be modeled as embedded 2-surfaces S i in M, where the Euler characteristic X (S i ) and genus G determine the structural integrity of the burger-"
Azuma stared blankly as Ajuka continued to mutter, the numbers on the whiteboard moving around magically as they reoriented themselves. Finally, after nearly five minutes of Azuma awkwardly watching the man work, he froze.
Slowly, Ajuka turned around, his face plastered with a giant manic grin.
Reputation Update!
Your Reputation with [Ajuka Beezlebub] has advanced one stage!
[Fondly Viewed] -> [Very Fondly Viewed]
"You truly are a genius, Azuma Kaito! I didn't think there would ever be a human born as brilliant as you!" Ajuka grinned, taking a step forward as he grabbed Azuma's shoulders, lightly shaking the man back and forth in his excitement, "Your brilliance rivals the likes of Merlin himself!"
Azuma stared at him blankly, slightly uncomfortable from the insane man's words.
…I just wanna eat a cheeseburger…
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"Woah… she's so small but her oppai are so- OW!" Issei winced, grabbing at the back of his head as Azuma smacked him.
"Remember what I said about oogling at anyone that's not a dryad?" Azuma asked dryly, narrowing his eyes at Issei as the boy stepped into the dungeon's main room.
"R-Right! Sorry!" Issei stiffened, mock saluting at Azuma, "If I look at Master's women, I'll become… I still don't know what 'EXP' means, Kaito-sama? Like, video game xp?"
"You don't need to know," Azuma replied dryly, "Just don't perv on anyone who's not a dryad. I'm already making your 'harem king' dream come true with them, so don't push it."
After tricking Issei into making a blood pact with him, the boy became tied to Azuma. He was now a unit of the dungeon. But, while he was a unit, he didn't have the instinctual loyalty that came from summoned units. Azuma rectified that by using Sasha, the dryad who had been leading Issei around like a dog on a leash, along with a couple of other summoned dryads.
His pervertedness really is legendary. I gave this virgin a literal harem of sexy women, and he's still ogling at Aph.
"R-Right! No looking!" Issei nodded determinedly, looking away from Aphrodite. But, slowly, his eyes started to drag back to the floating goddess.
"...Issei," Azuma said dryly, and the boy yanked his gaze away again.
"I-It's not my fault, Kaito-sama!" Issei defended himself dumbly, "T-This tiny ladies oppai are so nice! So glorious! They're Great Onee-sama level of awesome-OW!"
Azuma slapped the back of his head again, causing the boy to wince.
"They are," Azuma agreed, smirking at Issei, "And they're mine. So keep your eyes to yourself!
"Well, at least someone appreciates me!" Aphrodite huffed, smirking at Azuma, "You should be nicer to me, Azuma, or I might just leave and find someone who appreciates my charm-"
"You're sleeping on the couch tonight," Azuma said lazily, grabbing Issei's shoulder and turning him away from the goddess.
"W-Wait! I'm sorry! I didn't mean it!" Aphrodite whined, fumbling over her words as she waved her hands panickedly, "You can't kick me out of the bed! You'll sleep way worse without me!"
"I'll have Artoria join me," Azuma said casually, pushing Issei down towards the long mining hallway.
"N-No way! She's way too proper to do that!" Aphrodite huffed.
"She's also loyal," Azuma smirked over his shoulder at Aphrodite, "I used her lap pillow yesterday, y'know?"
"W-What?! I can do that too! My thighs are way thicker!" Aphrodite shot back with puffed out cheeks.
"Not when you're miniature," Azuma countered, leaving a blushing Aphrodite behind as he guided Issei down the hallway.
"S-So, uh, where are we going?" Issei asked blandly, glancing around the rather fancy cave confusedly.
"Just to see a friend of mine," Azuma smiled overly sweetly, leading him into the training room. Artoria was already in there, the blonde woman standing in the middle waiting.
"Artoria," Azuma nodded, gesturing to Issei, "This is the guy."
Having Issei as a unit was good, as he was the literal Red Dragon Emperor, but also useless at the moment. The boy didn't know how to use his sacred gear, and even if he did, doubling his pathetic 1 strength would only make it 2. He also didn't have Rias's insanely overpowered giga-tits to power him up in this life, as Azuma had no intention of sharing, so he'd need to actually become stronger overall.
Azuma could upgrade him later, as he was a unit, but giving him more power wouldn't teach him how to fight. As a result, the plan was for Saber to get the boy at least physically fit and teach him how to fight.
Azuma glanced at Issei, waiting for him to make a stupid perverted comment and piss of Artoria, but instead he just… stayed quiet. In fact, his eyes only glanced down her breasts once, then went back to her eyes.
Damn, he's actually controlling himself. Is Artoria that intimidating-
"Too small," Issei shook his head bluntly as he looked back down at her breasts, and Artoria stiffened, her eyes turning sharp.
Azuma simply grinned at his words, "Issei, this is your trainer. She'll be teaching you how to fight."
"...Nice to meet you," Artoria said stiffly, holding out an uncomfortable hand for a handshake.
"Eh? I'm learning from this girl?" Issei asked stupidly, looking at Azuma confusedly as he ignored Artoria's hand. As a result, the girl's eyes narrowed as she lightly glared at him.
"You are," Azuma nodded, placing a hand on Issei's shoulder, "Do your best not to die."
"Eh? Why would I die-"
"Train him until he breaks, Artoria," Azuma grinned sadistically, and Artoria's eyes brightened at his words, "Not just in fighting, but show him some etiquette too. He needs to learn to keep his eyes to himself."
"As you command, Master," Artoria replied professionally, but her eyes were shining and eager as she pulled out her sword.
"W-Wait, etiquette? And what did you mean about dying-"
Azuma walked out the door, closing it behind him and leaving Issei to his fate.
Shouldn't have been ogling at my big-titty goddess.
Azuma walked back down the hallway toward the main room, ignoring the sound of Issei screaming in pain behind him.
He'll be fine… maybe?
"A-Azuma!" Aphrodite called out to him again as he entered back into the dungeon-core room, "Upgrade me!"
Azuma blinked, raising an eyebrow at her, "Eh? I already level you up all the time."
"Not that! Make me bigger!" She huffed, blushing lightly at him, "B-Big enough to… give you a lap pillow…"
Azuma stared at her blankly.
Damn, she was taking that serious, huh?
He glanced at Aphrodite's large breasts, then down to her thighs. Then, he shrugged. He had an insane surplus of points anyway, so he might as well. He quickly glanced at her character sheet.
[Aphrodite] - LVL 12
[Upgrade with Points]
[Evolution Tree] - Second Level Unlocked!
[EXP: 5,700/12,500]
"Fuck it, sure." He tapped on the evolution tree.
[Aphrodite]
[Evolve]
Level 2 Evolution:
Cost: 100,000 Points
Evolve from [Tiny Goddess of Love] to [Small Goddess of Love]
1.5x to all of [Aphrodite]'s stats
[Special] Full Power Limit increased by 5%
A hundred thousand is a lot, but…
For the all coveted thick-thigh goddess lap pillow, it was an expenditure that would need to be made. The points were well spent.
As Azuma tapped on the evolve button, Aphrodite's body was covered in a bright light. Azuma was forced to squeeze his eyes shut from the pure brightness. A moment later, the light dimmed and vanished just as quickly as it had appeared.
Where the once roughly foot-tall woman had been, there was now a twice as large Goddess. Her body was a bit over two feet tall, making her less doll-size and more of a dwarf-sized woman. Her breasts had grown bigger as well when her body did, with the two massive orbs of flesh being so large that Azuma didn't think he could fit his hands around them comfortably.
"Yay!" Aphrodite cheered, reaching down and placing her hands under her own breasts and groping them experimentally, "I feel way stronger now, Azuma! And now my thighs are big enough, right?!"
Azuma lowered his gaze to her thick thighs, which were larger and meatier than before now that her overall body size had increased.
"...Probably," Azuma hummed, reaching forward and pressing his finger into the soft flesh. He nodded approvingly as his finger sunk into it, "Eh, good enough. You can come back to the bed tonight."
"Yay! No couch!" Aphrodite cheered again, but then frowned, "But, just good enough? Upgrade me again!"
Azuma glanced at her character sheet again, looking at the price for her next evolution.
[Aphrodite]
[Evolve]
Level 3 Evolution:
Cost: 1,000,000 Points
Evolve from [Small Goddess of Love] to [Below-Average Sized Goddess of Love]
2x to all of [Aphrodite]'s stats
[Special] Full Power Limit increased by 5%
"One million points?" Azuma deadpanned, glancing back over at Aphrodite, "Fuck no."
"B-But my thighs will be even bigger!" She whined, pouting at him, "We have enough!"
"We have barely enough," Azuma shook his head, "As in, we'd be fuckin' broke again if we did that."
"We'd be broke, but I'd have bigger thighs!" Aphrodite whined, "You'll be super impressed! You'll be all like, 'Oh, Great Aphrodite, please let me lay my lowly human head on your divine thighs!'"
Azuma stared at her blankly.
"...What have I ever said to make you think I would say that?" Azuma said dryly at her 'impression' of him.
"Well, when I was alive, men said that to me a lot," Aphrodite defended, tilting her head cutely as she thought back on it, "I was way bigger back then, though. Oh! They also usually were dragged out of the temple and mysteriously disappeared afterward…"
Azuma didn't need to be a super genius to know what had happened to those men.
But… if big Aph's thighs are so good that men are literally dying just for a chance…
Azuma slowly turned his head back to the evolve button. He raised his hand, his finger hovering near the button, but he forced himself to lower it.
No, I'm not going to spend all these hard-earned points on a damn lap pillow!
'Hard earned' was a stretch considering that he just sat around while the resort racked up points, but the points were safe.
For now.
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"Hah! Take that! And that! This is what you getting for trying to seduce Master, you big titted cow!"
Azuma paused as he placed his hand on the doorknob to Ravel's room, starting to reconsider if he should actually enter the room.
I was just going to see if she wanted a burger.
Azuma didn't have any 'chef' units yet, but his over obsession with America meant that he could make a damn good hamburger.
"Mhmmm! I'm sorry, Mistress! P-Please punish this bimbo maid more! It feels so good!"
Azuma blinked as another voice that was notably not Ravel's came through the door. He slowly pulled his hand away from the doorknob, turning to walk back to the dungeon core room, but paused again.
…She'll understand.
Azuma was wanting to ask Ravel if she wanted a hamburger less because he actually cared if the girl was hungry at the moment and more because he needed to show off his hamburger-making skills to someone. He had already forced Aphrodite and Artoria to try the food earlier that day, but their responses were not what he had wanted. Artoria had refused to eat such 'inproper food' with her hands - though when Azuma had turned his back she had mysteriously found a bit of ketchup on her cheek as the burger 'disappeared' - and Aphrodite had gone on a rant about how cows were 'nice people' and how she wouldn't eat one. Apparently, she'd had an immortal talking cow as a friend when she was still alive.
So, Azuma wanted the praise that Ravel was sure to give him - as the lovestruck girl praised him for pretty much everything he did. She had literally praised him for ordering a goblin around 'in a cool way' earlier that day.
"Ravel, come try the hamburgers I cooked!" Azuma demanded as he grabbed the doorknob, barging into the room. As he did, he blinked as he took in the sight.
Ravel was wearing a completely latex outfit, which hugged her body tightly and shoved up her sizeable breasts. It looked similar to a corset - wrapping around her torso and showcasing her curves tightly. She was also wearing a tight pair of black latex shorts that accentuated her round rear and was holding a black whip. She was sitting on the edge of her bed, and there was a woman lying over her lap.
On her lap laid a naked Worse Rias - also known by her actual name of Ria, but Azuma preferred the nickname. It was almost strange how similar to Rias the woman looked. She had long crimson red hair, a thin curvy body with large breasts, and wide hips with a thick juicy ass. She was the spitting image of Rias - if you ignored how her face was uglier, though still rather pretty, along with how her body was skinnier, her breasts smaller, her hips thinner, and her juicy rear much flatter and less plump than Rias's.
It was as if someone had perfectly cloned Rias, but then took away all her devilishly sexy attributes and made them more human-like.
Bootleg Rias.
"M-Master!" Ravel jumped in surprise, glancing at him with a blush as she quickly shoved Ria off her lap, causing the girl to yelp as she rolled onto the floor, "I, um, uh, w-what are you doing here?"
"Asking you to come check out the hamburgers I cooked," Azuma replied bluntly, glancing down at the naked Ria and then back to Ravel, "What are you guys up to?"
I shouldn't have asked. I don't know if I really wanna know.
"J-Just, uh… resting?" Ravel blushed, glancing away from him embarssedly, "N-Not pretending that she's Rias and punishing her for trying to seduce you before I did! That's for sure!"
Azuma stared at her blandly as she perfectly described what she was doing. Then, he looked at the naked Ria with a raised eyebrow.
"W-What? If I'm stuck in this damn cave now, I might as well enjoy it!" She flushed, actually looking upset that he had interrupted them.
"Fair enough," Azuma shrugged, starting to turn around, "Well, I'll leave you to it, but come try a hamburger later-"
"I got him, Ravel!" Abruptly, a small body slammed into him from behind, pushing him into the room. Aphrodite grinned, slamming the door behind him, "Don't forget our deal!"
"W-Wait, you're doing it right now?!" Ravel flushed, glancing down as she fidgeted, "At least give me some warning first!"
Azuma glanced at her, then back to the closed door behind him.
What the hell is going on?
"Whatever this plan was, it's not a very good one," Azuma deadpanned, reaching back and casually pushing open the door again. A struggling Aphrodite was trying to hold the door closed, but Azuma effortlessly overpowered her and started to open it.
"A-Artoria! Help me!"
"What? Why are we-" The voice of Artoria echoed out from further down the hall.
"Just do it! I'll help you next, okay?!"
"G-Got it!"
A moment later, a much stronger force shoved the door again, and Azuma was trapped back in the room again. He probably could've overpowered both Aphrodite and the weakened-body Artoria, but he just shrugged as he turned back to Ravel.
What are they putting in so much effort for?
"Right, this is the perfect time… he's already met Father, and we're going to get married soon!" Azuma watched blankly as Ravel pinched her own cheeks, hyping herself up, "This is the time! This is my moment!"
"You're moment for what?" Azuma asked dryly, and Ravel turned to him, her face blushing but determined.
"L-Let's have sex, Master!" She said, staring at him as she kept her resolve.
Azuma blinked in surprise.
That's what this is all about?
"Sex?" He raised an eyebrow at her, and her resolve crumbled instantly.
"O-Or at least kiss!" Ravel stuttered out, waving her hands in the air in a slight panic, "O-Or if that's too much, we could just have a long hug! I'd be fine with just-"
She really is cute.
Azuma decided to help the girl out, stepping forward and reaching up. She cut herself off as he placed a hand under her chin, angling her face up as he leaned forward and pressed his lips into hers. They pressed together for a few seconds, Ravel's face turning even redder before Azuma pulled back.
"T-Thank you, Master…" She blushed, looking up at him cutely as he broke the kiss.
"Don't thank me for something like that," Azuma deadpanned, reaching up and patting her head as she preened, "And don't call me Master when we're doing stuff like this. Just call me Azuma."
"Y-Yes, Azuma," Ravel blushed, nodding at his words, but then glanced away again, "But, um… can I still call you Master when we have sex?"
Azuma stared down at her blankly.
Who would've thought she'd be the freaky one? It's always the ones you'd least expect, huh?
Considering how Ravel had first entered the dungeon by demanding that she was Azuma's 'secretary' and how she'd barged into his room the other day talking about how she was his 'naughty maid,' she was definitely not the one he should've least expected.
"Eh, fine," Azuma shrugged. He wasn't one to judge.
"Um, can I call you that too?" Azuma blinked, turning back to the naked Worse Rias lying on the floor, who was looking up at Azuma curiously.
I forgot she was here.
"W-Wait! No!" Ravel huffed, glaring down at the maid, "First actual Rias tries to get to Master first, and now even bootleg Rias is?!"
"Hey! Who are you calling bootleg?!" Ria huffed, standing up and crossing her arms under her still sizeable breasts as she glared back at Ravel, "I've never seen this 'Rias' girl, but my tits are still bigger than yours!"
"They are not!"
"They totally are!"
"Master! Whose are bigger? Mine are bigger, right?" Ravel asked him, shoving her breasts up into Ria's bare ones as she compared their size.
"No way! Mine are bigger, right Master?" Ria shot back, staring down at their squished boobs - which were roughly the same size.
Azuma just stared at them blankly, not knowing how to answer the question. He felt like any answer he gave would lead him into a very, very, dangerous situation.
So, he promptly turned around, shoved open the door - knocking both Aphrodite and Artoria down into a pile on the ground in the process - and walked away.
If you just ignore your problems, then it's like they don't exist!
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AN: Thank you for reading! Sorry for this being updated later than expected, I have been both busy and sick the past few days. I'll update it two days in a row soon to make up for it.
Warning in advance, the next chapter is aptly named 'The Lewd Episode.' If you don't enjoy lemons, you may want to skip it.
The next chapter will be out in a day or two, or you can read chapters early on Patreon.com/Koyon !