Moon Feed Exclusive: PARENTS WEEK FEVER
Written by: The Oracle
Oh, my lovely chaos-lovers of Lunaris! The Oracle here is brimming with so much excitement for Parents' Week that I've practically sprouted confetti. Have I ever told you how this time of year sends me into a tizzy of squeals? A thousand and one shenanigans, that's how many.
Last year, we had one major scandal, uncountable affairs, two broken homes, and at least five moms caught crying in the restroom. Ah, memories! But if you thought that was wild, hold onto your pearls, because this year promises even more drama.
Parents Own It
Parents' Week has always been the highlight for the old-timers—showcases, academy tours, and oh yes, the glorious catwalk of proud Alphas parading their lineages. I speak from experience when I say it's half spectacle, half comedic masterpiece. And this year? Hoo, boy. My spidey-sense says it'll be an absolute doozy.
Elsie with Roman or Roman with Violet?!