"Good evening, everyone. I'm Bert Wall, the infamous anti-fraud streamer, and tonight we're going to visit a haunted house."
[Seeing the live streamer made me breathe a sigh of relief.]
[I thought I'd never see the streamer go live again.]
[He ended the stream so abruptly yesterday, I thought it was cut off by a ghost.]
[Did the streamer sleep well last night?]
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"What are you all talking about?" Bert looked at the barrage of comments and couldn't help but smirk:
"I keep telling you to 'Believe in Science'. I eat well and sleep soundly, what's the issue? I think George Augustus makes a lot of sense. In this day and age, we're literally entertaining ourselves to death, even ghosts are being used for marketing. I might just vote for him, hoping he can rectify this unhealthy trend once he's elected!"
[LOL, do you think the ghost stories were started by someone else?]
[LOL, the top ghost promoter on the net campaigning for an anti-superstition candidate!]
