Lin Shuang's exceedingly abstract opening performance for the "Green Plum" milk tea shop turned out to be a huge success.
Crowds of university students thronged onto the stage to participate in the ongoing events.
At first, people probably came for the milk tea rewards, but later, everyone just wanted to get up there for some laughs.
The activities became more and more abstract...
Some brought up a calculus textbook, directly bowed their heads to it in worship, praying not to fail the class.
—Lin Shuang wondered why he was carrying a calculus book with him; maybe he snuck out the back door in the middle of class because he couldn't understand a thing.
The key thing was that a bunch of university students underneath followed suit, all seemingly worried about their calculus too!
After venerating calculus, everyone started to bow to vocabulary books, praying for blessings on their CET-4 and CET-6 exams...
