"I know, Son," she replied and dumped his clothes in his lap. "You've been through a traumatic experience. Such things can mess with your head. It's not like I haven't enjoyed eating my master's spunk from—"
"Anyway!" Mandy interrupted. "If we could change the subject, it might help alleviate a whole lot of embarrassment."
"Where's Dad and Shelly?" he asked, following Mandy's advice. His heart dropped when he saw the look on their faces. "What? What happened?"
"Your dad is… okay," Shlee told him. "Your sister was hurt pretty bad from the bomb. Your dad is already at the hospital with her."
"So it was an explosion," he said, avoiding thinking about his sister being hurt.
"Nope," Sonia said as she approached them. "The president farted and the whole place went up in flames."
