Yukinoshita sat alone on the toilet.
Her so-called stomachache was nothing but an excuse.
She had deliberately left to create an opportunity for her sister, Haruno, and her beloved husband, Hikigaya, to be alone together.
And sure enough—
Haruno made her move.
Pressing her lips together, Yukinoshita tensed her legs, her heart filled with bitterness.
Thinking back to Hikigaya's reluctant expression just now, she felt an inexplicable ache.
"Uuuu… I'm sorry, Hikigaya-kun. I… I had no other choice. Being alone with my sister is painful, isn't it? Uuuu… In the future, I… I will cherish you properly, Hikigaya-kun. I-I will be a gentle wife. For the rest of your life, even if you become a useless man, I won't mind! I-I will take care of you forever, Hikigaya-kun…"
Clutching her disheveled chest, Yukinoshita murmured to herself.
Just then—
[Ding! Haruno Yukinoshita forcibly made Hikigaya Hachiman kiss her thigh…]
[Ding! Hikigaya Hachiman's Corruption Level +1]
"Ah!"
Her body jolted as she snapped back to reality.
"K-Kissing her thigh?! Ugh! Why does Hikigaya-kun always end up kissing your thigh? Can't you just… uh… cough, cough! Stay calm, stay calm. Kissing the thigh is… good. Yes… good…"
Yukinoshita placed a hand over her chest, feeling a sense of unease.
Not good!
Just now, she actually wished her sister would do something even more outrageous to her beloved… Like kissing… or even—hiss!
"Calm down, Yukinoshita! That's your real sister!!"
She took several deep breaths.
Slowly, her emotions settled.
Hearing the noises outside, Yukinoshita instinctively glanced at her own thighs.
Haruno's legs were indeed fair and smooth.
But hers weren't any worse!
Then why did kissing Haruno's leg increase Hikigaya's Corruption Level?!
Her heart skipped a beat.
"Now that I think about it… My sister's legs are fuller than mine… A little bigger, too. Could it be…"
No!
"My Hikigaya-kun prefers smaller ones! He doesn't like bigger ones at all!"
"Hikigaya-kun… likes me just the way I am! He said so himself!!"
Yukinoshita looked down, glancing at her own figure with growing insecurity.
The more she looked, the more dejected she felt.
Why?!
Wasn't it said that women… get bigger after having a man?
Why did she feel like she was shrinking instead?!
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Meanwhile, in the women's changing room—
"Not bad, not bad. This photo is great~ Hikigaya-kun looks so shy in it, fufu~"
With her legs crossed, Haruno sat on a bench, gazing at the freshly taken photo on her phone, her eyes curving into crescents.
Pressing his lips together, Hikigaya glanced at Haruno's exposed thigh, then quickly averted his gaze, taking a deep breath.
"Haruno-san, can I leave now?"
"Wait a moment."
Just as Hikigaya was about to turn and walk away—
A smooth, beautiful leg blocked his path.
"…What else?"
Hikigaya sighed.
"I already did what you asked."
"Hehe~ onee-chan is just curious… What exactly were you and little Yukino doing in the changing room? Can't you tell me?"
"Just think of it as kissing." Hikigaya answered casually.
"…"
Haruno was silent for a few seconds, then asked,
"Who initiated it? You or little Yukino?"
"I did," Hikigaya responded decisively.
"So you kissed little Yukino? Where exactly did you kiss her? Not the lips, then…"
Slowly, Haruno stood up, blocking the door.
"I told you, just assume we kissed."
"You…"
Haruno hesitated, then suddenly chuckled.
"Fine, fine. If you don't want to say, I won't force you. But let me ask you this—between the two of us, who tastes better? Me, or little Yukino?"
"…Can you not ask such weird questions just to satisfy your perverted hobbies?" Hikigaya said, exasperated.
"Come on, Hikigaya-kun~ Just say it. If you give onee-chan the answer she wants, I'll let you go~" Haruno teased with a mischievous smile.
"The answer you want?"
Hikigaya's mouth twitched.
Wasn't that just her way of forcing him to say, 'Haruno-san is the best! You're so much better than Yukinoshita!'—trying to make him say something morally corrupt?!
This devil…
"Hikigaya-kun~"
"You're not even worth one strand of Yukinoshita's hair."
Even with Haruno's sweet, coaxing tone, Hikigaya remained steadfast.
"You—hmph!"
Haruno immediately scowled, pouting in annoyance.
"Not even one strand of her hair?! What am I lacking? Chest? Butt? I completely outclass her in both, okay?!"
"Doesn't matter. You still don't compare to Yukinoshita."
"Ugh! Just not as good as her?! Fine, fine, fine!"
A sour, jealous air filled the room as Haruno leaned against the door, huffing.
"Hikigaya-kun, let me tell you—if you don't say I'm better than little Yukino today, I… I won't let you leave!"
Since childhood, she had never once lost to her sister.
And now, Hikigaya had outright declared Yukino the winner without hesitation. How could someone as competitive as Haruno accept that?!
No matter what—she had to reclaim her pride!
"Haruno-san, Yukinoshita will be done in the bathroom soon. If I don't leave now, she might misunderstand."
"Oh? Afraid now? Hehe~ Then just do as onee-chan says. Come on, repeat after me—'Haruno-neesan, you're the best woman ever! You're way better than Yukinoshita~'" Haruno grinned smugly, her tone filled with mischief.
"Yukinoshita is better than you. That will never change!" Hikigaya declared unwaveringly.
"You…!"
Seeing how stubborn he was, Haruno grew frustrated.
"If you don't say it, you're not leaving!"
"Haruno-san, please don't do this." Hikigaya frowned slightly.
"Say it, and I'll let you go. Otherwise… don't even think about leaving! If you're so afraid of Yukino-chan finding us here, then maybe I should let her see She'd be sooo surprised~" Haruno smirked. "Maybe she should see the way you kissed my thigh just now she'd so surprised~"
"You—"
Hikigaya's pupils shrank.
That was it.
He had reached his limit.
With a surge of irritation, he raised his right hand and smacked Haruno's backside.
"You seriously need a beating!"
For a moment—silence.
Haruno: "??"
Her face first turned pink.
Then, in the next second, her expression twisted in pure fury. A seething, indescribable rage surged to the surface as she spoke through gritted teeth,
"Hikigaya-kun… Did you just… hit my butt?"
Crap. His hand had moved on its own.
"Uh… S-Sorry…"
Haruno's expression was terrifying.
Was the Demon Queen about to explode?!