Yu Sheng was woken up early in the morning by a call from Little Red Riding Hood.
Blinking in a daze, he opened his eyes to find two Erins, one hanging off the foot of the bed and the other sprawled on the nightstand—no ordinary person could imagine how these two dolls managed to sleep in such positions—while his phone buzzed non-stop next to his pillow. Before he could even speak, he heard Little Red Riding Hood's voice from the other end, frantic, "Yu Sheng! You're dead!"
Yu Sheng jerked fully awake on the spot.
His first thought was that the standards of JKs these days really need to improve, and his second thought was to quickly puzzle out how he might have offended the girl—her early morning call contained more sand than the sandpit at the orphanage.