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The Unwanted Bouquet

Eilith_Veyne
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You ever have a perfectly peaceful life? One that’s quiet, predictable, comfortable? Yeah. I had that once. A nice little flower shop, a hidden enchanted garden that only I knew about, and exactly zero unnecessary distractions. My business wasn’t booming, but it was steady, and most importantly, I was left alone. Then, they showed up. First, a half-dead human collapsed outside my shop. Like an idiot, I brought him inside instead of leaving him there to be someone else’s problem. Turns out, he’s from some ancient mage bloodline and thinks I—just because I’m an elf—should teach him magic. I have lived centuries longer than him. I have forgotten more things than he’s probably ever learned. I told him no. He whined. I told him no again. He kept whining. Eventually, I caved, but only under one condition: if he wanted to learn, he had to work for it. Then, just when I thought my life couldn't get any worse, we found something worse than a lost human—a vampire. Sleeping. In my enchanted garden. Acting like it belonged to him. He refused to leave, ignored every single one of my threats, and had the audacity to look offended when we tried to kick him out. In the end, we had to force him to help with the shop just to make sure he wouldn’t be a freeloading parasite. And now? My once-perfect, peaceful life is in shambles. The shop is crowded. My workload has somehow doubled. My garden is infested with an insufferable mage and an even more insufferable vampire. And with February just around the corner, business is picking up, meaning I have even less time to deal with their nonsense. I never asked for this. I never wanted this. And yet, somehow, this is my life now. I am too old for this nonsense. Someone, send help!
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Chapter 1 - PROLOGUE

There's a particular kind of quiet in the early hours of the morning. The kind that belongs to those who rise before the world stirs—the bakers, the street cleaners, and, of course, the florists.

I like that quiet.

My mornings are predictable. Peaceful. I wake before dawn, make a cup of tea, and step into my garden while the sky is still a soft shade of violet. It's the best part of my day. No customers, no noise, just me and the flowers.

The garden hums with magic, the same way it always has. A long-forgotten place, untouched by human hands, and mine to tend as I see fit. My family once cared for it too, but over the centuries, their interest faded. The allure of research, knowledge, and exploration pulled them elsewhere. But I stayed.

Someone had to.

And so, the cycle repeats. I collect flowers, I open my shop, I sell just enough to keep the doors open, and when the day is done, I close up and retreat back into my solitude. No surprises. No disturbances. No—

Thud.

I stop.

There, just outside my shop, sprawled across the pavement like an abandoned rag doll, is a man. A bleeding, unconscious human man.

I take a long, slow breath, sip my tea, and stare down at him. Maybe if I ignore him, he'll disappear.

He doesn't.

I sigh.

So much for my quiet life.