"Kunai Throwing…"
At the Ninja Academy of Konoha Village, Iruka was enthusiastically teaching his students.
As a teacher at the ninja academy, he really enjoyed this process.
However…
"Zzz~ Zzz~ Zzz~"
"Hmph~ Hmph~"
The snoring sound from the back row of the classroom grew louder and louder, causing Iruka's anger to rise. Unable to hold it in anymore, he finally snapped.
"Shiro!"
"Zzz~ Zzz~ Zzz~"
Clearly, Iruka's shout did not have the desired effect.
Iruka's forehead was twitching with anger as he raised his hand, gripping the textbook "Three-Year Lower Ninja Five-Year Simulation" with power, creating a gust of wind as he threw it toward the back row.
Thud!
The book hit Shiro's head with pinpoint accuracy, successfully waking him up.
"Who the hell snuck attacked me?"
Under the watchful eyes of the students, Shiro rubbed his head as he sprang up from his seat and shouted these outrageous words.
"I!"
"Oh, oh, it's Iruka-sensei. What's up?"
Seeing Iruka's angry expression, Shiro immediately realized something was wrong.
Sigh…
Iruka stared at Shiro for a long while before sighing helplessly.
"Shiro, do you realize you've been repeating the same year for three years in a row at the academy? If you fail this exam again, you will never become a ninja."
"Hmm~ I know."
Iruka nodded.
"Since you know, why aren't you paying attention in class and instead sleeping during lessons?"
"Well… actually, I have been listening all along."
Shiro decided to try to fight back.
"Oh? Then tell me, what did I just teach?"
"…"
Shiro was thinking, What the hell? I've been sleeping! How am I supposed to know what you were teaching?
"Kunai throwing…"
Hinata, sitting next to him, softly reminded him.
Perhaps Hinata's voice was too quiet, and Shiro didn't catch it fully.
So, he hesitated and answered, "Throwing grains?"
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"Shiro! Get out of the classroom and stand outside!"
…
Outside the classroom, Shiro looked up at the clear blue sky and let out a sigh that didn't match his age.
Sigh… I've been in this world for six years now!
That's right, Shiro wasn't originally from this world. He was a proper transmigrator.
In his previous life, Shiro was a jaded youth from Blue Planet, wasting most of his life.
One day, Shiro suddenly died from a heart attack at home, and when he woke up again, he found himself in the world of Naruto, becoming a part of the Konoha Orphanage.
Coincidentally, the body he possessed also had the name Shiro.
When Shiro first arrived in the Naruto world, he was panicking.
The Hokage... he had watched the anime in his past life—also known as Eye Legends, Wind-Style Teacher Killing Chronicles, Otsutsuki Shin-chan's Save Mom Journey...
In short, it was a very dangerous world.
Especially in the later stages, the ninja battles were bloody, brutal, and could destroy the heavens!
Based on online summaries from his past life, to survive in the dangerous Naruto world, at least two conditions must be met:
Have a powerful ancestor, preferably from the Otsutsuki clan.
Have a powerful master. The master doesn't have to be super strong but must have powerful connections.
For example, Jiraiya. His master was the Hokage. His master's master was the Hokage, and his master's brother was the Hokage. Even his apprentice became a Hokage.
After coming to terms with everything, Shiro took another look at his own situation.
His parents were just ordinary ninjas from Konoha, and they died on a mission, leaving behind only a run-down house. This house was later reclaimed by the village after he was sent to the orphanage.
Hmm~ A classic cannon fodder template.
So what's the point of playing at all?
Shiro immediately decided that he would live quietly in Konoha, be an ordinary person.
Before the likes of Pain, Tobi, and Uchiha Madara came to cause chaos in the village, he would sneak out, wait for things to settle, and then come back.
As for becoming a ninja?
Ha!
He wouldn't even be interested in becoming a ninja!
Unfortunately, fate had other plans. Because his parents died for the village, as their descendant, Shiro was granted admission to the Ninja Academy.
And so, Shiro reluctantly entered the academy.
In fact, Shiro had mastered everything the Ninja Academy taught in just one year, but in order to avoid becoming a ninja, he made an important decision:
Fail every exam!
Thus, Shiro successfully repeated three years, waiting for Naruto and his fellow teammates to arrive, and he would finally be in the same class as them.
Three years had passed. If he could just hold out for one more year, he would never have to become a ninja.
Shiro had already started planning his peaceful life as an ordinary person in his mind.
But just then, the unexpected happened:
Ding! The Ninja World Life Simulator System has successfully found the host, binding with the host... Binding complete.
"Hello, host. I am your system. I look forward to working with you."
What the hell?!
Sure enough, the rumors were true—every transmigrator gets a golden finger, and it comes with a system!
But…
"Why are you only showing up now?"
"…I got lost. Sorry."
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