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Chapter 1 - I'll Show Earth-3 A True Hero!

A soul gets bitch-slapped into the DC universe that of which is full of Gods, Magic and Supervillains like the Joker or least that's what he expected but nooooo...

He just had to be in earth-3 where the villains won and reigns supreme.

With nothing but the clothes on his back and the Omnitrix from Ben 10.

Will he be a hero despite the overwhelming odds or join the crime syndicate?

(This is just a beta synopsis for this one-shot)

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SI POV

Today should've another regular Friday with no classes but apparently someone decided to bitch slap me out of my universe and into DC's Earth-3 and you may think that I'm being metaphorical as to why I'm here but I'm not.

Let me quickly explain

Insert SpongeBob bubble transition here.

I was just on my daily walk since going outside was good for the skin or something like that and all of a sudden a portal just appeared outta nowhere it was like a doctor strange portal from the MCU. The figure that came out wasn't doctor strange. If I were to describe them it would be that they looked exactly like the dark messiah from disturbed.

I didn't have time to react since he bitch slapped me so hard that I got knocked out like like that.

Next thing I knew, I was waking up in a alley with something attached to my wrist.

Oh my god... it looked like an Omnitrix from Ben 10 but the colors were off since it was blue and white without a hint of green anywhere and it looked like the original prototype.

I didn't understand what was happening but I decided to poke around the watch until the watch's faceplate pop up and I'm greeted with holographic form of what I assume to be Heatblast?

Should I try to transform into an alien in public? Hell no! What kind of idiot would do that to test something like that out. The faceplate goes down on it's own as I pat down my pockets to see if I have anything and I don't.

That.... Guy didn't even leave me with my phone which sucked and I have no money. I look down at the Omnitrix and came up with a couple stupid ideas

Stealing money as XLR8 or Upgrade could work but the same problem arose and that I was in public wearing nothing but a shirt that says "No bad vibes" with the o being a peace sign, my grey sweatpants and my shoes.

I needed to find out where I was first since for all I knew I was just in the same earth with just a Omnitrix which would be a whole nother can of worms but at least I didn't get the caritrix which to me is a win.

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A gold wearing armour bald man was lying dead on the ground with his eyes being lasered out of the sockets in a alley.

The last defender and leader of the Justice League had failed and left this world without anyone left to oppose the Crime Syndicate.

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But I wasn't gonna shout out how nothing was gonna bring him down since that was basically making out with bad luck. I started to walk around the city I was in and I finally noticed that it was so freaking sunny, I didn't mind it but I wish I had shades.

I should leave this city and go somewhere a little more quiet but I needed a place to crash. I looked at the watch and decided on a course of action. The watch faceplate pops up and I rotate the dial to find XLR8 and when I do I gently press on it since it seemed kinda unnecessary to slam it down

A bright blue light engulfs me and reshaped my body into the Kineceleran hero known as XLR8 and I learned what I needed to know instantly. So it seemed that I wouldn't have any troubles with turning into new aliens that I didn't know, that was nice. 

I immediately ran throughout the city and I realized pretty quickly that I was in a place that didn't feel right like the hope was drained out of it for lack of a better term. I could feel the overwhelming amount of dread bubbling inside of me and that was concerning since I wasn't a fighter, hell I never been in a fight only saw them during high school.

Suddenly I saw a car just rush on by with money spilling out from the back and strangely no cop cars chased it, only civilians scrambling to scoop up the falling bills like it was Christmas morning. Yep feels like home although it was odd that there wasn't some cop cars after it and then I realized that maybe I could go after them since the police seem to be taking their sweet time.

A small part of me wanted to take the money and run away but it did seem kinda jerkish to do that and maybe those people needed it more than me, that and Im too lazy to rob people blind.

Accelerating enough so that I was beside the getaway car and knocked on the tinted windows. I spotted the culprits which there were only two. 

"Could you guys pull over since I'm sure that money doesn't belong to you" I said trying to be as civil as possible to the two bank robbers.

It was a woman who had short blonde hair, black leather jacket and she was only wearing a small black shirt or bra? She had some nice shades, she was driving and a look of shock had overcome her as I knocked on the window.

She put down the window and was giving a smug smile as she got over the shock of seeing me.

"Oh yeah or else what?" She said like it was an inside joke like this interaction was like a mother scolding her son for the millionth time since her partner was snickering behind her.

Who was a blonde-haired man with a pointy yellow beard wearing a black domino mask and a lot of red all over his person but the strangest thing he was currently trying to aim at me was a red bow and arrow.

It only occurred to me that these people were familiar only after the woman screamed at me.... I don't mean like yelling I mean like screaming as in sonic scream as I got fucking thrown back with my ears ringing badly as I lost my footing as tripped.

Those guys were Scream Queen and Archer from that DC movie crisis In two earths. I'd worry about the implications later but I gotta stop them now.

I quickly got up and I was pissed since my ears were still ringing.

"All right no more mr. nice guy" I said with anger etching into my face. It was time for these guys to learn that crime doesn't pay and also to make them crash their car cause I'm a petty son of a bitch.

I went around the city looking for their car and I found it eventually and since talking to them didn't work. I decided to try a different method of stopping them by that I mean by breaking their windows with my elbows which stung.

That action also hit Scream Queen in the face. I'd call that a happy accident though I doubt she'd agree as I saw her take a deep breath.

Thanks to XLR8's speed I was able to punch her throat since that seemed like a good place to punch her as I heard a pained gasp as I decided to drag her out of the car... or least attempted to until Archer punched me in the nose.

"Get away from her you freak!" Reeling from the punch. "Ow son of a bitch" I swore since I wasn't used to pain or fighting in general.

An idea popped into my head as I jumped on to the front of the car blocking their vision.

BEEP BEEP BEEP 

I heard the Omnitrix beep that wasn't a good sign still I had a good couple seconds until it timed out

"Oh shit... well this has been fun but I'll get you guys" This was personal and it wasn't because of any heroic responsibility to stop them it was to get vengeance towards Archer for punching me in the face. 

Speaking of heroic responsibility it wouldn't be that bad if I stole a money bag or two. I opened the back by breaking the window again with my elbow and again it stung and took two bags.

"Hehe thanks for the donation" I ran away but towards to the alley from the street where I first arrived and waited for the Omnitrix to time out.

BEEP BEEP BEEP 

A blue flash engulfed me as I sat down near the manhole. So many things just happen that need processing, at least I know where I am now so that's good. The problem now being where I am now in DC's Earth-3 for all it's heroes can be a crappy place to live if you have bad luck and I don't like to gamble.

Although this Earth-3 seemed to have been based on the movie Crisis On Two Earth's based on my interaction with Scream Queen and Archer.

I know what I need to do....

I have to get the fuck outta here or maybe I can wait until the Justice league arrive here and clean up this mess of a planet. They somehow did it in the movie so I'll just wait until they arrive, maybe I could convince the justice league to take me back to their world since I'd rather be there then here.

I'm not ashamed to admit I'm a coward and not hero material since I took two bags of money that wasn't mine.

I shouldn't be here.....

Hopefully the Justice League will arrive sooner rather than later.

In the meantime, I should really look into getting rid of the omnitrix's timer with Grey matter but for now I wait. 

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