Chapter 28 - 3 special days

The Broflovski family Christmas special from 2024

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Dec 23, 2003

𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾. 𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖨𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖺 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗌𝗈𝗇𝖺𝗅 𝖽𝖾𝗉𝗋𝖾𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝖾𝗑𝖺𝖼𝗍𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗂𝗌. 𝖧𝖺𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗌𝗂𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖼𝗋𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝖾𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅. 𝖲𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝗈 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗎𝗉 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 "𝖭𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖻𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗋." 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗂𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖽𝗂𝖽. 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗐𝗇, 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝖺 𝗐𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗌𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖽. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝗈𝖾𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗍 𝗎𝗉 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖽𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝖻𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌. "𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝖺 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗇𝗈𝗐. 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌." 𝖧𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽.

𝖶𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗈𝖼𝖼𝗎𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝖺𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽. "𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝖿 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖽?" 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝗌𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋. "𝖨 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽 𝖽𝗈 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒." 𝖲𝗁𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗎𝗀𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆. "𝖪𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇𝗅𝖾𝗒."

𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗄 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗁𝖾'𝗌 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾, 𝗌𝗍𝗋𝗎𝗀𝗀𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗂𝗌𝗇'𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆. 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗌 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾'𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗂𝗋 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗌𝗍𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾. "𝖭𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾?" 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆. "𝖣𝖺𝖽𝖺!" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁. "𝖧𝖾𝗒! 𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁?" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗎𝗌𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇. 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗎𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇'𝗌 𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗅𝖾𝗀 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗍𝗈𝗈. 𝖧𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽.

Kyle: You ok?

Stan: Yea, finally.

Kyle: You had a meltdown?

Stan: Mhm, like.. I was just thinking about how I never had a normal Christmas.

Kyle: That one time your family was sick and you started crying

Stan: Bingo!

James: Dada!

Stan: Yes James?

James: I wanna see santa!

Kyle: You can't dude! He's a secret!

Stan: I think he wants me to track him?

James: Yea!

Stan: I'll track him down. Meanwhile, you gotta help your father with the tree!

Kyle: I'm not done with it.

Stan: Your not done with it?

Kyle: I'm not done with it.

Stan: He's not done with it, so let's go and make cookies!

James: Cookies!!

Stan: Take them out of the freezer and I'll be there!

James: Ok!

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Stan: I don't have the labtop.

Kyle: I know. Anddd... I don't know where it is.

Stan: I need it! Did you leave it on the couch?

Kyle: No? I remember having it..

Stan: Found it! It was on the floor?

Kyle: Oh! I forgot I put it there.

𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝗇. "𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌, 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄!" 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗐𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋. "𝖳𝗐𝗈 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖺 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝗒!" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗂𝗇 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝗂𝗍𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍. "𝖠𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽?" 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝖻𝗍𝗈𝗉. "𝖸𝖾𝖺!" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗌. "𝖶𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗅𝖾𝗍'𝗌 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾'𝗅𝗅 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗉 𝗉𝖺𝗉𝖺 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾?" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝖽𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽.

𝖥𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒, 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗇𝖺𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗎𝗉. 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇𝗌 𝗈𝗇. "𝖶𝗁𝗈'𝗌 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝖾𝖼𝗈𝗋𝖺𝗍𝖾?" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽. 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗌. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗏𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗇𝗍𝗂𝗅 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝗀𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗑 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗎𝗆𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝗎𝗍. 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝖺 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾. "𝖦𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗃𝗈𝖻! 𝖢𝖺𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾?" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗌𝗉𝗈𝗍. 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌 𝗂𝗍. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝖺 𝗀𝗋𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌.

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝖿𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖼𝗈𝗅𝗈𝗋𝖿𝗎𝗅 𝗈𝗋𝗇𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍𝗌! 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗑 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝗂𝗌𝗌𝗂𝗇𝗀. "𝖶𝗁𝗈'𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗉𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗈𝗇?" 𝖡𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗍 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅. "𝖬𝖾! 𝖬𝖾! 𝖫𝖾𝗍 𝗆𝖾 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝗍!" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽. "𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍𝗍𝗍? 𝖸𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗇𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗅!" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗎𝗉. "𝖭𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝗒𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾!" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗆. "𝖠𝗅𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖻𝗎𝖻𝖻𝗂𝖾, 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾 𝗂𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾!" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝗂𝗍. 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖿𝗎𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝖼𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗅 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗀𝗅𝗈𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗀. "𝖶𝗁𝗈𝖺𝖺𝖺𝖺!" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾'𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋𝗌. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗋𝖾𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝗆𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗌. "𝖨 𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝖽𝗂𝗇𝗇𝖾𝗋." 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋. "𝖳𝖺𝖼𝗈𝗌?" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗐. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗇𝗈𝖽𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗄.

𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗈𝗌, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗍𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖺 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗌 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉. 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗏 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗀𝗈𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀. 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗎𝗉𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝖾𝖿𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌. 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗅𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗐𝗋𝖺𝗉𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝖺 𝗍𝗈𝗒 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗒𝗌 𝗈𝗎𝗍. "𝖧𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗈 𝗆𝗋. 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗌." 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇. "𝖧𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗈 𝗆𝗋. 𝖲𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖺 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗌." 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗌𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖺 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌 𝖺𝗀𝖺𝗂𝗇. "𝖠𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖾 𝗐𝗋𝖺𝗉 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝖿𝗍𝗌, 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖺 𝗀𝗂𝖿𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗒𝗈𝗎." 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝗄𝖾𝖽. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖺 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗀𝗈𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖻𝖾 𝖺 𝗀𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾.

𝖣𝖾𝖼 24, 2003

𝖨𝗍'𝗌 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗌 𝖾𝗏𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖿𝖺𝗆𝗂𝗅𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗒𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝗂𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝗎𝗍𝗁 𝗉𝖺𝗋𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗇𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗂𝗍. "𝖨 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝗅𝖺𝗍𝖾." 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗅.

Kyle: I was hoping we were.

Stan: Why all of a sudden you wanna be late?

Kyle: My mother.

Stan: Oh yea.. she is here, huh?

Kyle: Almost everyone is here.

Stan: Just realized this a big family now.. I think Butters and Marjorine parents are here.

Kyle: I don't think their here, but I think Butters here?

Stan: Wanna bet?

Kyle: Hell yea.

Stan: 20 dollars?

Kyle: I say 30?

Stan: Bet-

"𝖦𝖠𝖧𝖧!-" 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗌𝗅𝖺𝗆𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗂𝗇𝖽𝗈𝗐 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗌 𝖿𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗁 𝗐𝗁𝗂𝗅𝖾 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝖼𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗆𝖾𝖽. 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝖺𝗌 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍. "𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗂𝗌 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗆 𝖽𝗎𝖽𝖾!" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗉𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗈𝗋 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗈𝗈. 𝖬𝖺𝗋𝗃𝗈𝗋𝗂𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗅𝗋𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗒 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝖽𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖠𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗐𝗈 𝗆𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗈𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗋.

Kenny: Wassup little man!

James: Hi uncle Kinny!

Stan: Marjorine! Is your brother here?

Marjorine: Yup!

Kyle: Your parents?

Marjorine: No?

Kyle: Fuck.

Stan: Yeaaaa! Thank you!

Kyle: I don't have it on me right now-

Stan: Lies.

Kyle: I'm not lying, I swear!

Marjorine: Did yall make a bet on me?

Stan: We wanted to see if your brother and parents were here or not since everyone is here.

Marjorine: Ohhh.. yea, no. They went to Hawaii.

Kenny: See, we could've went to Hawaii but somebody said no.

Marjorine: Because I don't like nobody there!

Stan: Understandable-

Marjorine: Thank you!

Stan: I went to Mexico for my mom's side, I said I would never go ever again.

Kenny: We should go to the republic you know?

Kyle: Ask us again when it's your birthday.

Marjorine: We should go tho! No kids?

Kyle: Fuck yes! No kids!

Kenny: Damn you happy huh?

Stan: I don't know about yall, but we tired.

Kenny: Suck to be you huh?

Stan: Shut up.

𝖮𝗁 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗒, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗈𝗋 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗂𝗇. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗁𝗂 𝗍𝗈 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾. 𝖠𝗌 𝗎𝗌𝗎𝖺𝗅, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄, 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒 𝗀𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗈𝖽 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝗂𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗍𝖼𝗁.

𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗁𝗈𝗆𝖾, 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗉𝗌𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗂𝗋𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗎𝖼𝗁 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽𝖾𝗋. 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗌𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗈𝗈𝗋, 𝗌𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝗅𝖺𝗋𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗅𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍𝗌. "𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗆 𝖨?" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖼𝗈𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿. "𝖨'𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝗈 𝗂𝗍." 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗌 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆. 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗍-𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗋𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗃 𝗉𝖺𝗇𝗍𝗌. 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖽 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗉𝗂𝗅𝗅𝗈𝗐. "𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿!" 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗋𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖾𝖺𝗋𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝖺𝗒.

Stan: Your so mean..

Kyle: You like that though.

Stan: You right.. but that's not all.

Kyle: Stan?

Stan: Mhm?

Kyle: We had sex yesterday.

Stan: Fuck you.

Kyle: You did already.

Stan: Good night Kyle.

Kyle: We can make out if you want?

Stan: Night Kyle.

Kyle: Let's do a quickie-

Stan: Fucking good night!

Kyle: Oh ok, that's what I thought.

Stan: Your such a dick.

Kyle: Love you.

Stan: Te amo..

𝖣𝖾𝖼 25, 2003

"𝖣𝖺𝖽𝖺! 𝖣𝖺𝖽𝖺!" 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝗌 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾'𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗆𝗈𝗏𝖾. 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝖺𝗇𝗌 𝖺𝗌 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁. "𝖲𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖺 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗆𝖾 𝗀𝗂𝖿𝗍𝗌!" 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝖽 𝗐𝖾𝗇𝗍 𝗊𝗎𝗂𝖾𝗍 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖺 𝗆𝗂𝗇𝗎𝗍𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖺𝖽𝗎𝗅𝗍𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗎𝗉 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗌𝗅𝖾𝖾𝗉 𝗍𝗈 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗋 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝗀𝖾𝗋𝗌. "𝖢𝗆𝗈𝗇 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌, 𝗅𝖾𝗍'𝗌 𝗀𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖺 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎." 𝖪𝗒𝗅𝖾 𝖿𝗂𝗇𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗎𝗉 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖽.

𝖲𝗈𝗈𝗇, 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗃𝗈𝗂𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝖺𝗌 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝖺 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗉 𝖿𝗋𝗈𝗀 𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗍. 𝖧𝖾 𝗆𝖺𝖽𝖾 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗇𝗈𝗂𝗌𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽. 𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝗈𝗎𝗅𝖽'𝗏𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝖾𝗑𝖼𝗂𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈𝗈 𝗂𝖿 𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝗂𝗋𝗌𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝗈𝖿 𝖼𝗁𝗋𝗂𝗌𝗍𝗆𝖺𝗌. 𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝖺𝖽𝗅𝗒 𝗁𝖾 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍'𝗌 𝗈𝗄. 𝖭𝗈𝗐 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖩𝖺𝗆𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗎𝗋𝗇.