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"... Why is the apartment building on fire?"
Asia came home to this.
"Getting rid of the evidence... my clone is in there making sure nothing remains." Naruto stated as he looked at the fires burning, the flames reflected in his eyes. He had a giant smile on his face as he watched the apartment complex burn to the ground. "... Nobody but Sair and my clone will be dead." Naruto stated to Asia.
The Sair Project was scrapped for now.
"Why?"
"Rias and the other devils know where I lived, so I had to burn it down. So I got a ton of money from Rias, bought the apartment complex, and got everyone to move out... and now it is burning to the ground." Naruto was free of his obligations to Rias.
Their contract was over.
Today was her Rating Game with Riser, meaning he could enjoy his freedom to experiment on the things that HE wanted to enjoy.
"You're not going to go and watch the Rating Game?" Asia asked him with a tilt of her head. She had wondered why all of the money he got from Rias seemed to disappear without a trace. It would seem he was using the money to cover his tracks. "You aren't doing that insurance fraud thing... right?" Asia asked him.
Naruto paused.
"Oh, right, I could have done that too... nah, couldn't care less about that. All I care about is that I'm no longer under contract... meaning lets go see what kind of supernatural creatures we can find around town!" Naruto pumped his fist into the air. "By the way, it was my clone that had sex with Gasper, I just watched while my clone described it to me. That way I could continue my research into other matters." Naruto clarified for Asia.
She blinked.
"Okay... but why did you not just... move out of the apartment, why burn it down?" Asia still didn't understand why he wanted to burn the entire building down.
Naruto just smiled.
"... Because... I might make monsters, but that placed reeked of jizz and it was getting really gross smelling. There was NO WAY I would be able to get that smell out, at least with MY monsters, I have ways of dealing with it... but all of those men and women who participated in the Trap Research? It's just easier to burn the building than to do a deep clean." Naruto would rather burn down the entire building than do any deep scrubbing to get rid of the dried semen and girl cum smells.
It was for the better that way.
"Why leave your clone in there though?" Asia asked another valid question.
"So I can get his ashes when he burns to death, I need Mage Ashes for another experiment. Instead of burning a real person to death, better just clone myself and burn the clone." Naruto wasn't some lunatic murderer. He had standards, and though his standards were weird, he didn't like the thought of killing people. "Anyway, Mage Ashes can be used to attract Fairies, and I need to catch a fairy for an experiment... I want to make a FLYING slime." Naruto had sparkles in his eyes.
"What do you need a fairy for to do that?"
"I need to get Fairy Dust and Fairy Titty Milk, I've never milked a fairy before, but it seems like it will be fun. Now onward Asia, off to the Church, the safest place to be when you want to NOT be bothered by devils!" Naruto shouted as he started to march towards the town's abandoned church. He stopped and turned back around, before sitting down. "Right... need the ashes." Naruto couldn't forget the reason he set the building on fire.
-That Night-
"Wow... this place is really..."
"It's PERFECT, it's got just that right amount of window lightning, nice benches to lay down on, and a downstairs area with a bath... that's all I need to see." Naruto was more than willing to make this run down, abandoned church into his next home. He was used to WAY worse conditions than this. "Seems like Pork, Shelly, and Sly all seem to like this place... and Pork is getting used to his new Pre-Teen form!" Naruto shouted with joy.
Pork was now a Pre-Teen Orc after Naruto managed to make a permanent version of the potion, in a couple of months Pork would have the body he had before. Right now, he was a kind of short and lanky boy in a loincloth. He oinked and squeaked when he tried to speak, and he was amazingly shy around weapon thanks to his PTSD after getting stabbed thanks to Xenovia and Irina.
Naruto just hopped onto a bench and laid across it, relaxing and laying his head in his hands.
"Heh... heheheh..." Asia giggled to herself when she realized that this must have been the kind of life that Naruto was used to living. Having no true place to call home seemed to fit him more than apartment life anyway. He was way happier now than he had been during the entire time he was contracted to Rias, he was far more like he had been when she had first met him. "You're really happy to not be contracted?" Asia questioned him, sitting down next to him.
He moved across the bench and put his head in her lap.
"I don't hate contracts, I hate being forced to work on shit I don't care about. I mean, Rias is a nice girl and I like her and all... but jeez she made some annoying requests to fill. She benefited from this way more than I did... a contract between a Devil and a Mage is suppose to be an equal partnership where BOTH parties get equal benefit." Naruto put his fingers together to show how they were suppose to be equal. "Rias got the WAY better end of that contract, and it kind of annoyed me... either way, I'm free and NOT making a contract with her. If I make anymore contracts, it will only be with somebody who gets my ingredient list AND lets me work on the stuff I want to work on." Naruto crossed his arms and pouted.
Making a Tentacle Monster suited for training people and NOT fucking them, transforming a Sacred Gear into a sentient beast, preparing her potions to use against Riser (he made her pay for those), and during all of this he was on such a super strict time schedule that he couldn't take things at his own pace.
"I see... what are we going to do about lights, this place has no working ele-" Asia was stopped when Naruto snapped his fingers.
The lights all turned on.
"Magic, I just have to fill the entire area with Electrically charged magical energy... though it does have the side effect of making people get super frizzy hair." Naruto's hair was naturally spiky to the extreme, but Asia's hair started to stand on end. "Other option is to make... OH, I can make an ELECTRIC Slime! It will have the power to produce electricity and it can power a generator for this place!" Naruto rolled out of Asia's lap and onto the floor, pulling his notebook and a pen out as he started to work on his new idea.
Asia giggled at his giddiness.
"Asia, we need to go and collect frogs... chickens...eels... jellyfish... OH, and we need to collect some edible grasses... lets see, what else will this slime need..." Naruto was in a constant state of movement as ideas came flooding to him. "Yes, it will have the power to not only cover a girl in slime and pleasure her, but use it's electrical powers to not only power generators, but ALSO give electric massages. Electric Slime, a big tittied girl's best friend." Naruto could solve tense shoulder issues for large breasted girls everywhere with this easy to use slime.
He could make so much money off of this!
Research funding!
"It's getting pretty late..." Asia reminded him.
Naruto scoffed.
"Frogs and toads are most active at night, so this is when it is the perfect time to get them. Anyway, I need to find some fairies to milk. OOoooooooh, there is so much to do, so many things to collect, and so many ideas to experiment with! My head is just overflowing with so much insperation! I've got to thank Rias for this. If she hadn't made me feel so repressed, I wouldn't understand how good it feels to be a free man! I really appreciate it now!" Naruto was spinning in place.
There was SO much he could do now, and he had ideas flowing to him so quickly that he couldn't stop the flow of them.
"Naruto... okay!" Asia was happy to go along with his energy on this.
How much energy could a guy possibly have when it came to hunting frogs?
-The Next Morning-
Asia was not going to make this mistake again when she could have gone to sleep, even more so when she had already been tired.
They had stayed up ALL night searching muddy and moist areas for frogs, and Naruto didn't need toads, so when she found them he told her to toss them. He wanted to fill several bottles with live frogs, he needed them alive for right now, and that meant catching a LOT of them. They were not easy to catch in the dead of night since they went more silent when you got closer to them.
She was tired, and Naruto was STILL ready to go.
"Awesome, and I caught a fairy... come here and drink this potion tiny one... I've got some milk to get out of those tits." Naruto had a grin on his face.
Naruto Uzumaki.
Milker of Fairy Titties could be added to his nicknames now that he was the first man to ever milk a fairy tit. Looking for Frogs with Mage Ashes had been perfect for luring out some of the fairy folk from the area.
"Oh, they're so prett-"
"No you don't! Don't take their cute looks for granted, Fairies have poisonous fangs. Their poison doesn't have an effect on the magically gifted, but for a person without high resistance their poison gets you really high... like hallucinate your ass off high." Naruto stated as the fairy in his hand started to bite and nibble on his thumb while he milked her tiny little boobs. "... It also really hurts, their teeth are like tiny little daggers." Naruto's thumb was going to hurt for awhile until that healed.
"Fairies are poisonous?"
"Yes, which is why any good Mage worth their salt carries around an iron horseshoe with them wherever they go." Naruto stated with a wide grin, and he showed off the horseshoe that he had in his coat.
The fairy biting him hissed and tried to escape.
"Wait... what... why?" Asia had no clue why the fairy was reacting that way.
"The answer is simple, supernatural beings are repelled by iron to certain degrees. Devils can't enter buildings that had an iron horseshoe nailed to the front door after all, and anything weaker than your average Devil can be injured with iron... see?" Naruto lightly touched the iron to the fairy, and a small burn appeared on it's skin where he touched. Naruto put the horseshoe away, and the fairy calmed down and became far more subdued now that it was aware of the fact that Naruto had iron on him.
Naruto grinned.
-Later-
"... WHY!? Just... just WHY, that is such an obscure fact!? Why woud anybody even know about this, I didn't even remember it!?" Rias shouted as she looked at the door to the clubroom.
It had a horseshoe nailed above it.
None of them could enter the clubroom until somebody, a human, removed the horseshoe from the door now. She wanted to celebrate her victory over Riser, and maybe go see and thank Naruto, but now she couldn't celebrate in the clubroom that she couldn't go into.
"It's just a horseshoe-" Koneko reached out and touched the doorknob.
There was a LARGE amount of static electricity that SHOCKED Koneko and sent her flying down the hallway and into the wall.
"Since the horseshoe is nailed there, our powers can't destroy it... does anyone have a human friend who came remove it for us?" Rias asked the group.
"My phone is in the clubroom."
...
"Why!? What complete asshole would even KNOW this fact about devils!? Not even the church knows about this anymore!?" Rias shouted in anger again as she gestured to the damn thing that hung over their heads.
"... Why?"
"The original Devil, the first Devil, once had a horseshoe nailed to his foot by a priest who would only remove it if he swore to never enter a place with a horseshoe above it... and now because of that, all Devils are unable to enter OR destroy buildings with horseshoes above the doors." Rias explained the stupid fact of the matter. "Some ass is pranking us right now." Rias palmed her face.
"... That is such a stupid weakness."
"It is, it really is! Every member of the 72 Pillar Families have their own unique weaknesses, but ALL Devils are effected by some really dumb weaknesses that people just forget we had." Rias complained, since this was her first time ever experiencing the inability to enter a room because of this stupid weakness.
Who could possibly have such obscure knowledge, AND have the guts to pull this off!?