"So... we need to talk about problem on our hands." Sirzechs stated as he put his hands together.
To think this meeting didn't happen because of the now common knowledge of the death of God, but because a human terraformed the planet and placed the entire human population under a hypnotic complusion. It was the elephant in the room that needed to be talked about, and the three factions got together for this very purpose.
"I say let ME speak with the boy." Azazel stated, his eyes hungry.
He HAD to speak with this boy!
"... For a brief moment, a new Angel entered Heaven's system, before instantly falling again. We've identified this fallen angel as your Mittelt, and we believe Naruto turned her into an Angel, before making her fall." Michael stated as he flinched as he remembered the shock and awe he felt when he sensed the birth of a new angel, only to realize that it was somebody who found a way to ignore the very system that was created by his father.
Angels that fell were NOT suppose to be able to go back to being pure.
"What do WE do?" Sirzechs pointed out.
"Question, what CAN we do? The last time we faced this level of threat... no, we've never had a threat on this level before. Even Ddraig and Albion combined weren't as much of a threat, and we slaughtered them." Michael couldn't think of anything else they could compare this mighty force of nature to. It didh't make it easy for them to decide what to do, when there was no precedent for it.
Azazel crossed his arms.
"I say we let him do as he pleases, let him fill the world with his creations. The world will become a far more interesting place, kind of like what it happening in the ocean, and the new kingdom that was created." Azazel pointed out.
The other leaders jerked their heads to him.
Azazel showed them an underwater picture of a group of humanoid dolphins and sharks working together to build a city. Some humans had discovered it, but his agents got to them before they could release this picture to the public.
"... Isn't that..."
"Dan the Manphin he is called, one of Naruto's Human/Monster experiments that took to breeding with a multitude of sharks and dolphins in the ocean. Now their numbers have balanced out, and the Manphin species has taken up residence in the Eastern side of the ocean." Azazel pointed out.
"Dear Father... he's changing the ecosystem."
"... He's creating porn monsters for my fellow Devil King Serafall, so that she can further increase the sales of her new Adult Magical Girl side series." Sirzechs knew of that deal as well. "... He's changing the Underworld's ecosystem." Sirzechs pointed out.
Azazel looked interested.
"... I'm going to buy the hell out of those when they come out."
"What ARE we going to do?!"
-With Naruto-
"... How does this work?" Xenovia asked Naruto as she looked at the potion that they created. She was holding a freshly picked leaf with dew on it on top of her tongue, but she didn't know the reason why. "... The tongue thing." Xenovia changed the question.
"I need dew from a leaf, but it needs to be soaked in human breath. Human Water isn't just body fluids, sometimes it dew soaked in the carbon dioxide that you release in your breath... but without letting it touch your saliva." Naruto had one on his tongue as well, it made talking kind of difficult.
Everyone had one on their tongues.
"My question is what is up with the horse." Ravel was staring at the horse in the room.
Naruto had it chained up.
"That is a Bicorn that Serafall delivered to me, I already took it's horns off... but they hate virgins with a passion, so it might want to kill you." Naruto could see it trying to have a go at Ravel, the ONLY virgin in the room. She might have fucked Mittelt using a dildo, but she herself was still a virgin.
A virgin can have sex too,
In the magical world, sex only counted if a dick or tentacle entered a vagina, so lesbian sex didn't truly count as taking virginity. Ravel could have all the lesbian sex she wanted, and in the eyes of magical ingredients she would still be considered a virgin.
"Should I fuck it for you?" Irina asked Naruto, taking a knee when she talked to him.
"... Yeah, sure... calm it down a little." Naruto told her, if only to make her feel like she was doing his will. He was going to humor her for now at least. "... To be honest, I need this one alive for now. I'm going to force feed him a potion that will transform him." Naruto needed the Bicorn calmed down for that.
Asia was just wistfully staring at Naruto with a smile.
'... No matter how much I think about it, I can't help but want to do it with him again... it felt so good being with him.' Asia's mind had turned to dirty thoughts about Naruto. She wanted to be with him again, in the same way as before. She wanted their bodies to entangle once more as he took her, and calmed her gently.
"Centaurs exist-"
"BUT!" Naruto looked at Xenovia with a grin, stopping her from saying what she planned on stating. "... but, Unitaurs and Bitaurs aren't yet a thing. Now, Xenovia, dew is special since it's the most nature filled water you can find... it's connection to nature is first rate." Naruto explained to her, her earlier question.
*SQUELCH*
"... What the hell, I can't take it all the way to the base!?"
"The pussy shouldn't even be able to expand enough to take as much as you just took." Ravel was distracted from what Naruto was doing when she saw what IRINA was currently doing. Loud squelching noises started to fill the room, and everyone who wasn't used to this sight turned bright red. Even those who were used to this sight turned a shade of pink from seeing what was happening to Irina.
She was stuffed full of bicorn dick.
As full as she could get, and then some, and by some, the damn bicorn was trying to get all the way inside of her, even though it was clearly not going to happen.
'Good to see he still gets hard at this stuff.' Xenovia smiled to herself.
He still had not changed since she met him.
"How long do we need to hold these leaves in our mouths?" Mittelt questioned.
"7 more hours."
Mittelt spat the leaf out.
"Not even human, so fuck this, see you guys later. I'm off to find some dude to seduce, or I don't know, get something to eat since I can't eat with a leaf in my mouth." Mittelt was having none of that. She was not going another 7 hours without food, not when they had already been at it for 3 hours.
"I'm going to go visit Koneko and see if she wants to get pregnant with this monster's baby when I finish it." Naruto stood up. He was sure that after she gave birth to Desa's 'kittens' the other day, that she was about ready to get pregnant with something else.
Koneko was his breeding factory, whenever he needed somebody to get knocked up, he was sure that he could turn to her.
-Later-
"... Ah... I see you're busy." Naruto stated as he looked at Koneko, in her own apartment, with a dog balls deep inside of her. He knew that Koneko had adopted several pet dogs, which was hilarious when you considered that Sly had fucked her pretty hard and now she loved getting dog dick, but now he was seeing with his own eyes that there was an ulterior motive for her getting those dogs.
He suspected, but he was not 100% sure that was the case.
Her belly was bloated pretty heavily from where she was currently pregnant with a Cat Slime, and Naruto saw that Koneko had kept one of the slimes that she birthed. Now she was fucking her own slime children and grandchildren. He saw a small tentacle plant that was soaking up sunlight, and her room smelled like pure sex. Her video games had been replaced by a PC that was running a paused hentai game, and her trashcan was filled with tissues that she used to clean the jizz out of her vagina.
"I'm not busy, these good boys just get restless sometimes... and Rias has increased our training, so I don't get to spend as much time rewarding them for their good fucking... so I wanted to go all out." Koneko didn't even deny the fact that she had been completely corrupted. She didn't deny the fact that she fucked her pets on a regular basis.
Koneko was so corrupted, and her sex addiction so fierce, that she felt absolutely no shame in admitting any of her misdeeds done in the name of getting her sex fix.
"Yeah, so to reward them for fucking you... they get to fuck you more... sure, that makes sense." Naruto was sarcastic when he said that. It was clear that Koneko was at least mentally justifying her actions so that they made sense to her mind. "... That is what dog treats are for."
"I give them those too, but the mint scented ones, I don't like my pussy smelling like dog food."
"Yes, because smelling like jizz from the many dudes, monsters, and animals you fuck is a better option."
"I wash myself very well, and use a scented wash to make sure that they get to enjoy themselves."
"AH, that makes sense... anyway, I need to borrow your womb for a new monster I'm going to make." Naruto offered her.
"You had me at dick."
"I didn't say dick."
"No, but you were talking about letting me get fucked, meaning dick. So you had me the second you made it clear I was going to get fucked. But you see, I'm not a cheap girl anymore... if you want me to just spread my legs for you, you have to offer me something more now." Koneko tried to bargain. She wanted to see if she could get more out of the deal than just her spreading her legs for his monsters.
Naruto deadpan stared at her.
"I'll have Irina do it instead if you are going to try this crap with me."
"... Let me at least get pregnant twice, so I can keep one of the babies for myself."
"Have sex with it as much as you want, I couldn't care less... actually, tell you what, I WILL make a deal for you. For every 10 babies of any species you have, I'll have sex with you once." Naruto told her, if only to fire her up and stop her from trying to make future deals with him.
It was a completely unfair and one sided deal where Koneko had to do a ton of work, and only got a few hours of pleasure from him in return, but with how sex crazed she was-
"DEAL!"
-she would take the deal without ANY hesitation at all.
"Okay then, I'm expecting you to give birth to at least 15 monsters a week now... don't worry, I'll give you all the potions you need to speed up your pregnancies." Naruto turned around, Koneko would join him later when she finished her business with her dogs.
Koneko gained a fire in her eyes.
"I can do more than that, I'm the second sluttiest girl I know."
-With Kuroka-
"... I feel like I've been insulted somehow nya." Kuroka stated as she looked up.
Kuroka, Koneko's sister, the virgin Nekoshou who acted like a slut despite her complete inexperience in actually getting fucked. She was very powerful, very seductive, but for some reason nobody she ever tried to seduce ever actually had sex with her. She was more than willing to get down and dirty, but nobody seemed to want to do it with her.
That was what she got for going after strong men who were more interested in fighting then fucking though.
She felt like her sister just insulted her honor somehow.
Shirone, now Koneko, her dear, lovely little sister, with a purity that was befitting of her white hair and pure name. Kuroka should really go and check up on her to see how she was doing.
She could hardely wait to see her sister again.