Once I got home, I made some steak with Hollandaise sauce and Asparagus. Fuji-nee loved it, and let me know exactly that with her praises and begging for more at a later date. I was happy that she enjoyed it so much so I promised to make it at least once a month, and with the sizable sum of money Kiritsugu left for me, that would be possible.
We chatted for the rest of the night and it wasn't until 12 am that she bid me goodnight and left for her own housing. With her gone, I prepared myself to go to the city once more and found myself hesitant to do it because I remembered the people I killed. Unfortunately, with a Holy Grail War about to happen in 21 months, I had no choice but to push that hesitation to the side and get ready.
I went to my dad's room and looked through his closet to find a few black trench coats and black pants, perfect for blending into the night. I took off my uniform and left my underwear and undershirt on before putting Kiritsugu's clothes on. Once that was done, I looked for a mirror and posed in front of it when I found it, just imagining all those Pinterest photos where Shirou looked exactly like I do right now, minus the Caliburn.
Once I stopped posing and fantasizing, I went to the landline and called the local taxi service for a car to my house. After 10 minutes the car arrived and I sat in it, gave directions to Fuyuki square and we arrived after a while. I pay the driver and walk around for a bit before entering an alleyway and reinforcing my limbs to jump from wall to wall until I reach the roof.
At the roof, I reinforce my eyes to see in the dark and see great distances, this allows me to witness crimes in the area around me. I see one and note its location before traveling the short distance towards it via rooftop jumps. I arrive and before jumping down, I apply analysis to my eyes and hair and then use a careful application of alteration to change my hair color white and eyes to the color of steel. I stylize my hair to stand up and also take out some black gloves from my pockets and put them on, thinking about how I look like Emiya (alter) before he became a servant.
Once that's finished I jump down, startling the would be rapists and the victim crying in despair. They're stupid because they ask me to fuck off and continue on with their crime, I get pissed off by the casualness in committing such a crime so I project dual Calico M950's and explode forward into a dropkick that knocks one of them away. I then point my Calico's and just let rip a stream of bullets into them, uncaring of the blood of scum until the guns click empty.
I stop projecting them and help the victim up, who's just been staring at me in shock this entire time. I didn't give a rats ass that she just saw me use magic, if this gets out I'll just find myself with more skilled opponents to test myself with, a win for me and a loss for the association. I then hear footsteps rushing to the alley from the gunfire and give the victim one last reassurance, grab the perpetrator I knocked away, before wall jumping away.
I reach the rooftop and travel a fair distance away, once I feel secure I look at the criminal in my hand and decide to pull a Red Hood. I slap him hard to wake him up, which he does, and dangle him over the roof to the streets below, he screams in fear, alerting people below who see me and start calling the police. I don't care and focus on the criminal, who just lets me know he's part of the dragon gang and tells me I'm making a mistake.
I deadpan at him, and project a gun which I use to shoot his kneecap and calmly ask him where the gang is located, he says "fuck you!" so I shoot his other kneecap and shake my hand, threatening to let go. He yells in fear and pleads for mercy, letting me know to hit up Lucy's bar for more information on the Dragon gang. He told me to say "Kamehameha" which must be some sort of code word.
I thanked him and was just about to let him know he's dead when I was interrupted by a police officer on the megaphone down below who was yelling that I was surrounded and to weigh my options carefully. I weighed my options and let go, the criminal screamed in fear as he fell to his death on the pavement below. I put up a peace sign and stepped back before moving forward in a burst of speed and jumping over the street with the side of the building crumbling from the force of my jump.
I reached the roof across the street while casually showcasing superhuman abilities and used my enhanced vision to spot Lucy's bar 2 kilometers away. I run there and slow down when I get close and jump down into an alleyway, deactivating my circuits and making sure to look casual as I walk to the bar. I get in and it's loud and chaotic, it takes me a bit of maneuvering, which is great training, to get to the bartender.
I reach the bartender and ask him for a drink where I order a "Kamehameha", making the bar go silent and the bartender to give me a look. Once I affirm that I want the "Kamehameha", the bartender sighs and then pulls a knife and tries to stab me with it, keyword tries because I grab his knife arm and activate my circuits to reinforce my hands and break his arm, grab his knife, and stab his neck, all in a few seconds.
As the bartender slides to the ground choking on his own blood, the bar customers start taking off their shirts and pulling out tantos, I see dragon tattoos on their arms and realize I'm in the Dragon gang's hideout. I pick up the beer, drink it, empty the glass, put the glass down, and then place my hands in my pockets and project a knife and pistol, I remove my hands from my pockets and reveal the weapons. The gang doesn't care and charges at me and I chargeback.
I punch the first guy I see in the throat with my reinforced fists, crushing his neck and killing him right then and there. I parry the tanto of the guy behind him with my knife and place my gun in his mouth and shoot, blasting a hole in his mouth and dropping him. I move to block the third guy when I'm grabbed from behind, so I dispel the weapons and reinforce my hands a bit more to give me the power to grab his head and give it the Red Rush treatment.
His body slackens and before I can breathe another guy slashes me with his tanto and pays for it with a hole in the head. Another guy appears and I anticipate his swing for a parry into a knife stab and hole in the head. With that, a pattern starts and I repeat this action for 5 more guys when 10 people all line up in front of me. Sensing an opportunity, I project and load the Thompson Contender in a span of 3 seconds, where I then reinforce the projected origin bullet and shoot it, destroying the gun I projected but piercing all 10 men in a row.
Eat your heart out Deadpool, but in my distraction I'm stabbed in the back with another tanto, I get furious with myself so I take it out on the guy who stabbed me by projecting 10 knives and pepper him with them. I grab the knife and remove it from my back, where I feel tiny blades get to work covering the wound up.
I stop paying attention to the wound, wondering where everyone is and look up to see bodies surrounding me. Huh, I didn't think it would end so fast, oh well, time to double tap. I project a pistol and just go around putting a bullet into each head I could find. I then reinforce my ears to see if there's anyone left with a beating heart, I hear nothing and stop reinforcing my ears.
It's at this moment that someone barges into the bar, only to let out a horrified scream, I startle and turn around to see a female police officer. She must have gotten a noise complaint and came to investigate, this poor girl, she'll be too traumatized to continue active duty. Well, that's not my problem, I start walking and make it right by her as she stands there in shock.
Though, I do take the walkie talkie on her shoulder and trace it, before turning it on and calling the massacre at Lucy's bar in. The guy on the other end of the line is confused as fuck and asks me to identify myself, I tell him to do his job before crushing the walkie in my hand. I walk outside and am met with brisk air which I hadn't noticed in my chase for Lucy's bar and sigh at my one track mind.
I walk into an alleyway and put my hair down and then use alteration to return my eyes and hair back to the color they were before. I then notice the blood on my trenchcoat and use alteration to shorten it into a jacket with no blood to be found. I then alter my bloodied gloves into biker gloves and then deactivate my circuits for tonight.
When I do that, I notice now that my circuits are exhausted from the constant projection and reinforcement I was doing all night. My body is even worse since this is my second time engaging in vigilantism and for doing it so late into the morning. Untitled #13 (super slowed) plays in my head as I walk a few blocks away until I see a taxi, catch one, and just rest in the backseat until it arrives at the Emiya residence.
I get out, pay the driver, and stumble into the entrance and slowly walk towards my room. I get there, disable the alarm clock, and just lay there on the futon, lamenting again how I need to buy a real bed and sleep.