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The God of No Crown, Kane : The Law Behind Tottenham

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In a world designed as a giant simulation, every system needs an Absolute Impossible Event — something that can never happen — in order to maintain its balance and prevent collapse. In this universe, that impossible event... is Tottenham Hotspur winning a trophy. Leo, a brilliant but cynical outsider, encounters Kane — not the football player, but a transcendent 5th-dimensional entity known as The God of No Crown. Kane is the System Administrator of the simulation — the being responsible for maintaining the invisible laws that govern reality. As their conversation unfolds, Leo learns the shocking truth: Tottenham's perpetual failure is not a coincidence, nor is it simply bad luck. It is a deliberate, structural rule hardcoded into the very fabric of existence. From adjusting probabilities to causing key player injuries, to manipulating managerial chaos — every near-miss, every heartbreak of Tottenham fans across generations has been part of Kane's meticulous work to preserve the simulation's stability. But what if someone — or something — manages to break that law? What if Tottenham really wins? Kane warns Leo of the unimaginable consequence: The moment Tottenham lifts a trophy... the world as we know it will collapse.
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Chapter 1 - The God of No Crown, Kane : The Law Behind Tottenham

Chapter 1. The God of No Crown, Kane 1. Overview

Name: KaneAlias: The God of Games, The Balancer, The System Administrator, The Regulator of ProbabilityExistence: 5D SpacetimeRole: Managing the rules of the simulation, protecting the "Absolute Impossible Event"

2. Nature and Existence

Kane exists in 5-dimensional spacetime, a non-material entity that controls the "probability" and "rules of the game" within reality.

3D Space + 1D Time + 1D Probability Paths = 5D Spacetime

In this world, all possibilities branch out infinitely like a tree. But some branches — certain events — must never happen. These "Absolute Impossible Events" are forcibly blocked, and Kane is the one who oversees them.

3. Role and Ability

Maintaining the Game's Law:If reality is a massive simulation, then the rules that hold it together must never be broken. Otherwise, the simulation may collapse.

Probability Control:Adjusting minute probabilities so that certain events never happen — from a player's injury to a referee's decision.

System Administrator:Managing all "games" — not just sports, but the entire world itself as a game-like structure.

Chapter 2. Leo Meets the God of No Crown

[4D Spacetime. Leo's Room]

After meeting Daniel Levy, Leo returns home, only to see particles of light floating in the air. And then — a figure materializes before him.

Leo blinked.

A man in a black suit, with sharp eyes, lines of code flowing from his fingertips — like a Game Master from another world.

Leo: "Aren't you... Harry Kane?"

Kane: "The form you see is merely how I appear in 4D spacetime. My true identity... is the God of No Crown."

Leo: "The God of No Crown? Lately, I've been meeting a lot of these 5D beings… Are you one of them too?"

Kane: "Indeed. I manage this simulation from the 5th dimension."

Leo: "A high-ranking admin comes down to meet me personally… What's the occasion?"

Kane: "Leo. You've been wondering why Tottenham can never win the title, haven't you?"

Leo: "Well, I did wonder. But I thought I had it figured out — Daniel Levy said they deliberately avoid winning."

Kane: "Levy is merely my pawn. The truth goes deeper."

Leo: "Deeper?"

Kane: "The reality you know is a pre-set world — a simulation. And to maintain this world, there is one crucial law."

Leo: "A law?"

Kane: "Every system needs an Absolute Impossible Event — an event that must never happen, to prevent the system from falling into logical contradiction."

Leo: "Like… in math, how you can't divide by zero?"

Kane: "Exactly. To keep a simulation from collapsing, you must designate certain things as impossible."

Leo: "And in this world, that is… Tottenham winning?"

Kane: "Correct. The impossibility of Tottenham winning a title is the linchpin holding this simulation together."

Leo: "But that's just football! Why would a simple football club matter on a cosmic scale?"

Kane: "Because the world operates on rules. And rules need boundaries. No different from light speed in physics — or checkmate in chess. Without an impossible line, the game loses structure."

Leo: "So... you're saying there are two unbreakable rules in this simulation?"

Kane: "Yes. First — nothing can exceed the speed of light. And second — Tottenham can never win a title."

Leo: "..."

Leo stared at Kane, dumbfounded.

Leo: "But Tottenham almost won the Champions League once!"

Kane: "Indeed. And every time that happened, I intervened. Adjusting probabilities. Injuries. Referee decisions."

Leo: "Like when you got injured before the Man City quarterfinals?"

Kane: "Exactly. I tried to eliminate them early. But then… Son Heung-min happened."

Leo: "He dragged the team to the semifinals."

Kane: "And then Lucas Moura exploded in the semis. An unexpected glitch."

Leo: "So in the final, you intervened again?"

Kane: "That's why I forced myself to play injured — to ensure defeat."

Leo: "...Unbelievable."

Kane: "And after that, I left for Bayern Munich."

Leo: "To ensure Tottenham stays winless?"

Kane: "Yes. Moving to Bayern was a calculated move. I might win there — just to avoid suspicion. My real mission has always been the same: Prevent Tottenham from winning."

Leo: "But… if someone breaks that rule? If Tottenham actually wins?"

Kane: "Then this simulation — your world — will collapse."

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