She was beautiful beyond reason.
He was hot enough to cause diplomatic tension.
Neither had a brain cell to spare.
She believed that the world revolved around her face.
He believed that the only purpose of war was to kill anyone who dared look at her.
They fell in love within 0.03 seconds of meeting, and the rest of the story is a flaming wreckage of logic, ethics, and emotional stability.
This isn't a love story.
It's a war crime dressed in silk.