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Chapter 10 - TWIRK

Jangla, while watching drama, drank a bottle of Coke all by herself while the others were watching the twerking show. She then had to hit the washroom urgently and paused her drama, "The Point of View." On reaching the washroom, she saw Sam and Liabilities laughing like an evil villain trying to get rid of the butter from their throat. Jangla then saw that Ori was lying unconscious on the floor, and seeing Sam and Liabilities laughing she misunderstood the situation and decided to protect Ori from facing tragedy.

She remembered her master, Jackie Chingmak, the younger brother of Jackie Chan, and used a special kung fu move taught by him, "Nesha Bandor Chukuri," which roughly translates to "Drunk Monkey Queen." Using the move, she became like a monkey that is drunk from smelling too much detol. She then hit her chest like King Kong and screamed like a gorilla. Monkey Queen then grabbed a shampoo bottle and dashed forward, kicking Sam right in the face, making him shorter than he already is, and used him as a springboard to jump up and reach liabilities long giraffe neck to put the shampoo bottle inside Liabilities' mouth.

Jangla then covered Ori, protecting her, while Sam and Liabilities were screaming in pain. Jangla then said, "Ooh ooh ah ah ah," which translates to "What you trying to do with Ori?" Sam, in pain, said, "Was there any zoo in our town? Who let this gorilla escape?" Liabilities then struggled and took out the shampoo bottle from his mouth and spoke something. Although when he spoke, bubbles formed in his mouth, and it floated in the air due to the shampoo, and his voice was trapped inside the bubble.

Sam got annoyed looking at the bubble because the big zero-looking bubble gave him flashbacks of his marks in the class test. He then poked the bubble, and it burst, releasing the voice of Liabilities trapped inside, and the voice said, "Hey Sam, look carefully; that's not a monkey, it's our mate Jangla." Jangla then said, "Oh oh ah ah," which translates to "I'll not let you lay a hand on Ori." Sam then said, "Did she just evolve like a Pokémon?" She first spoke Jing Jong Ting Tong language; now she's speaking oh oh ah ah language (she's speaking normally; Sam is just stupid and hears that way).

Liabilities then said, "I can understand what she is saying; did she kick your head hard?" Sam said, "Birds of the same feather flock together, animals of the same kingdom understand each other, giraffes understand monkeys." Both of them got angry at him and turned into their respective spirit animals and used a combo attack. Liabilities used his giraffe legs to stretch and kick Sam in his head, making him 1 CM shorter, and Jangla climbed Liabilities' leg and scratched Sam in the face, making him knock out.

Jangla and Liabilities returned normal and realized that they knocked out Sam in their anger. Jangla said, "Well, at least he deserved it." Liabilities agreed to her. Jangla continued interrogating Liabilities and realized that they were helping Ori reach the washroom, and they were actually laughing because, while they were carrying Ori to the washroom, Sam and Liabilities saw Sam July Boy leave the washroom with a toilet paper stuck on his pants like a tail, and there was little yellow on it.

Liabilities cleared the misunderstanding, and they kept this little secret among themselves because they didn't want any unnecessary commotion.

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