Title: My Best Nightmare
Episode 1: "Paanch Saal Baad"
Scene: Railway station pe ek chhoti si tapri, Bengal ke border ke paas. Baarish ka mausam hai.
(Background mein halki baarish ho rahi hai. Ek aadmi umbrella le kar ek chai stall ke paas aata hai. Ye hai Nexus Kreta — dark trench coat, aankhon mein thakaan, lekin chehre pe ek light sa smile.)
Nexus (apne aap se):
"Paanch saal... aur sab kuch waise ka waisa hi lagta hai... bas hum badal gaye hain."
(Usi waqt ek bike ghumaate hue entry hoti hai Ankit ki. Stylish sunglasses, fake leather jacket, aur peeth pe ek thaila jispe likha hai "Aaya hoon comedy ka baap")
Ankit:
"Oyeee Kretaaaa! Zinda hai tu? Ya phir kisi bhoot ne adopt kar liya?"
Nexus (muskurata hai):
"Tu toh lag raha hai abhi bhi wahi dogla hai... sirf jacket naya liya hai."
(Peeche se ek auto rukta hai, jisme se utarta hai Harsh. Haath mein selfie stick, pehnawa aisa jaise Goa jaa raha ho.)
Harsh:
"Bhaiyon! Harsh aaya hai, aur is baar bina condom ke!"
Ankit:
"Bas yehi chahiye tha jungle ke bhooton ko — live buffet!"
(Teeno hans padte hain. Phir ek black SUV rukti hai. Usme se utarte hain Kamal aur Ajit.)
Kamal (shaant smile ke sath):
"5 saal baad... tum sab waise ke waise hi ho... sirf Harsh ab aur bhi chutiya lag raha hai."
Ajit (cigarette jalaate hue, dark glasses mein):
"Yeh sab comedy band karo... mujhe sirf jungle mein jaana hai."
(Teeno ki biwiyan bhi alag-alag styles mein aati hain: Sakshi — smart aur composed, 420 — sundar, sabko smile deke milti hai, aur Tina — tight kapdon mein, har ladke pe awkwardly flirt karte hue.)
Tina (Ankit ko wink karte hue):
"Tum toh aur bhi hot ho gaye ho... sorry, I mean... married ho gaye ho!"
Ankit (confused):
"Thanks... I guess?"
Nexus:
"Toh chalo, chhutti manane aaye the... ab shuru karte hain ek safar, jahan ya to yaadein banti hain... ya kahaaniyan."
(Cut to: ek purani jeep sabko lekar jungle ki taraf ja rahi hai...)