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Far East, Near West

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Stories from a acid (jazz) addict
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1. How does a foreign assassin enter Korea?

Short Answer: Kill Boksoon or be The Villainess

Trouser Answer: Killing is easy as ABC…except that ABC is not easy. Heck, ABC is not even ABC but A Blonde Chick and by A Blonde Chick, I'm talking about Atomic Blonde Charlize who is British. So how does a lethal British assassin enter Korea. No, in fact, why does Atomic Blonde want to enter Korea? The answer is not novel but beyond novel and by beyond novel, I'm talking beyond All Quiet on the Western Front[1]. What do I mean by that? Well, all is quiet on the western front so she goes to the Eastern front for some noise. That's the Far East, specifically Korea but since Korea won't let in a Western assassin, she has to be Korean to enter and that's exactly what she does. Does it by getting some new jeans for with them, an atomic blonde becomes a villainess. In simple equation, Atomic Blonde[2] + NewJeans & Blackpink tee = The Villainess[3] who is the most beloved (and vicious) assassin of Korea in the 2010s so of course, Korea would let her in. That, or Kill Boksoon, assume her[4] identity, and you can enter Korea as her. 

2. Who is Atomic Blonde?

Short Answer: An assassin

Trouser Answer: An interview

Interview between chef_cocicoci & Mr Alice

chef_cocicoci : Who is Atomic Blonde?

Mr Alice: A atomic blonde.

chef_cocicoci: Why atomic. Why not, say, a frank blonde?

Mr Alice: Because everyone loves Frank's Blonde[5].

chef_cocicoci : And less-than-everyone loves Atomic Blonde?

Mr Alice: 50% of the world hate the word atomic because it can end with a bomb. 

chef_cocicoci : You might say that but it is clear that Atomic Blonde was no bomb, box office I mean.

Mr Alice: Some people never leave the office, that box office, I mean. They will never think outside the box so no, they'll never check if it was a bomb or not. They will just assume it was because atomic ends with a bomb. Honestly, the word atomic is just a trigger word for them, a turn-off like a blonde to a brunette lover. 

chef_cocicoci : Brunette or blonde? Which one turns you on?


Mr Alice: On this interview, I'll decline to comment. Off camera though, why should I choose between Blackpink[6] or NewJeans[7]? I love 'em both. 

chef_cocicoci : Both are Korean girl groups. That a coincidence or…

Mr Alice: …

[1] Erich Maria Remarque (Novel, 1929)

[2] 2017 Film (USA)

[3] 2017 Korean Film

[4] Bok-Soon from the movie "Kill Boksoon" (2023, Korea)

[5] Frank Ocean's 2018 album

[6] A South Korean girl group (Music)

[7] A South Korean girl group (Music)