Yo gurt you need to come out of your house for the daily gooning check.
Would you rather goon to lebron or goon to tralalelo tralala.
in gooning civilization its eazier to goon to tralalelo as gooning to lebron might kill you of gooning overdose.
Gurt, pick one.
- Oh oh im sorry i was thinking about something else.
*goons to tralalelo for 10 minutes*
in gooning civilization, everything is gooning, your house is plastered with pictures of our glorious queen zahide that won this trend. and theres another check for something...
- Yo gurt lemme check your house we need to check if its sticky enough.
- erm... its sticky enough
- gurt you know what happens when you lie to us
- yeah...
around five seconds pass and the check in guy, whos called owen (tuff) comes into my house.
Owen: ill pass it, remember to goon more the next day..
Gurt: ok ok...
Ok let me tell you what the "what happens when you lie to us" thing means, last time i was so tired of gooning whilst the house wasnt sticky enough.. owen came and lets say.. it was bad, i first got called kevin and was forced to listen to that one girls rock lobster cover (she defo didnt kill herself stop overreacting yall) b-but i had to listen to it on REPEAT, for 13 hours. then i was forced to goon to zombycare, the dont touch my pizza guy. one time i had way too much stickyness, they rewarded me, i could listen to phonk the whole afternoon!! maybe gooning civilization isnt that bad after all.
then i immediatly come back to that thought where i get caught... man i wanna become a gooning pro not a gooning noob you know?.. man why am i doing this monologu-
???: THEN YOURE IN LUCK!!!
Gurt: who the fuck are you?
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Im Daquavius Vincent The Third
Gurt: hi Daquavius Vincent The Third
Daquavius Vincent The Third: You wanna become the gooning pro?? just buy a ticket to the temple of gooning. it costs the cost of 2 pictures of lebron.
Gurt: Damn 2 pictures???. thats hella expensive
Daquavius Vincent The Third: For 10 tickets.
Gurt: so i need to rip out 1/5th of lebron for 1 ticket?
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Why would you do that.
Gurt: Great Point.
In Gooning civilization, you can also BUY pictures of lebron or tralala, but it comes at a hefty price, atleast 300 ml of semen.
So i brought a 300 ml bucket and just gooned to tralala till i couldnt, it turns out i was so mesmerised i overfilled the bucket and the bucket suddendly turned into a 1 liter bucket.
Then i went to the gooning picture store.
Gurt: 3 pictures of lebron please!
???: Damn thats a big bucket, shouldnt you throw that at your house so it can become sticky?
Gurt: They already checked it, so i have a lot of time to make the house sticky.
???: Whatever, Heres Your Pictures.
Gurt: Thanks!!, whats your name btw?
???: My Names Samuel.
Gurt: Kay Byeeeee
I went back to my house.
Gurt: Daquavius?. Daquavius???. *scoff* Daquavius Vincent The Third.
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Finally you said my name right.
Gurt: Whatever
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Whatcha Want
Gurt: I got 3 picture
Daquavius Vincent The Third: WOOOW *quick goon sesh* mannn ok!!! rich boy.
Gurt: Yeah i tried to resist the urge theyre gooned on already
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Thats Actually Good, instead of 15 tickets You now have...
Gurt: .... TELL ME ALREADY IM SO SCARED.
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Thirty Five!!!!
Gurt: YESSSSSSS
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Spend them Wisely.
Gurt: I will. By the way wheres the temple
Daquavius Vincent The Third: Hawkeytuahville, 12km away.
Gurt: are you fucking serious.
I hid my tickets in my chest.
I had to goon VERY hard cause i had to walk for 12 kilometers and these people dont care about me, they care about the semen. it might take me 3 days to get to hawkeytuahville.
I need to goon Very hard.
Gurt: *deep breath* Ok. *Goons For 30 Hours*
Owen: Time for a sticky check. Holy shit thats really good, you can listen to phonk.
Gurt: i dont really want to
Owen: Are you a witch? Are you crazy?
Gurt: yeah owen i kinda wanna become a gooning pro. im going to leave for about 3 days will you not tell anyone im doing this
Owen: Yeah of course, im your friend didnt you see.
Gurt: Yeah i Definitely See.
Owen: if it decomposes i will goon some into your house
Gurt: You a real one man
Owen: No Samuel's real.
Gurt: yeah. thanks man.
So i started to go to the temple, My journey to become a gooning pro has begun.