Chapter 30: How I Finally Found My True Calling
After the wedding disaster, I sat down and reflected hard:
"Kelvin, you've tried everything — cooking, acting, fitness, presenting, dating... maybe the problem is not the world. Maybe it's YOU."
It sounded depressing at first.
But then, a different thought hit me:
"Maybe you're not meant to succeed quietly. Maybe... you're meant to make people laugh at your crazy life."
Comedy.
Not professional chef.
Not fitness influencer.
Not dead-body actor.
A storyteller.
A professional scatterer of ribs.
A dealer of laughter.
A certified supplier of premium wahala stories.
So I started writing everything down:
Every kitchen fire. Every dating disaster. Every jollof rice heartbreak.
And guess what?
People loved it.
They laughed.
They shared.
They commented things like:
"Bro, you're living in a Netflix series and you don't even know it!""Your stories cured my bad mood!"
For the first time, my failures became my superpower.
I realized:
I didn't need to fake perfection.
The madness of my real life was more entertaining — and more valuable — than any act I could put on.
And so here I am now:
Still surviving, still confusing the world... but this time, with purpose.
From Gas Station Orphan to Storytelling King.
And I'm just getting started.
THE END
(For now...)