???: "LOOT! LOOT! LOOT! LOOT!"
People screamed as a large Gorrilla like Monster jumped from roof to roof with a large chest full of money under it's arms. But, when a Kishin is causing trouble our hero is always nearby.
*VVVRRRROOOOMMM!*
Y/n was chasing after the Gorilla Kishin on a motorcycle he "rented". He was holding his camera and trying to take a picture of the corrupted soul, but he couldn't get a clear shot.
Y/n: "Dammit! I can't engage that damn thing till I get a clear photo."
Y/n kept on Driving until he noticed something in the sky.
Y/n: "...Is that a ship!?"
Indeed! There was a large ship floating above the town and it was being piloted by a crew of Gorrila Kishins. Y/n aimed his camera at the biggest Gorilla on board and quickly snapped a picture of it, he grabbed the Polaroid and examined it.
Y/n: "Tidus Maxwell. Age: 35. Blood Type: A. Occupation: Swing Ape Gang Leader. This guy lead a gang of people who were basically land pirates. They could never be caught because of the way they quickly dashed around town, easily jumping from the street to the top of a building. I guess that explains why they turned into Gorrilas."
Y/n quickly used his camera to get a closer look at Tidus before executing his plan.
Y/n: "Of course he has Four Arms! No Y/n! You can never have a easy time! *sigh* Den-O Driver."
Then a new driver appeared around Y/n's waist and a small black rectangle appeared in his hand.
Y/n then pressed the Driver's Red Button, causing it to light up and make sound. He then moved the Black Rectangle over the Belt, starting his transformation.
Den-O Driver: "*Sword Form Music* *BWEEP* SWORD FORM!"
Y/n: "ORE! SANJO!"
Y/n: "Now. Let's play some Battle Ship!"
Y/n snapped his finders causing the Sword Form Music to play again, but it wasn't coming from his Driver. Then a rainbow portal appeared behind Y/n and Train Tracks began to appear out of them. Finally a Red Bullet Train came out of the portal but it didn't stop for him.
Y/n: "IKUZE! IKUZE! IKUZE!"
Y/n reved his bike before chasing after the Speeding Bullet Train. He kept driving next to the train until he got to the front car. Then the side of the Front Car opened allowing Y/n to drive his motorcycle inside. As he drove inside, The motorcycle transformed into something that was compatible with the Den Liner. Y/n then began driving the Den Liner with the motorcycle. Inside he was reving the motorcycle and leaning forwards, but outside, the Den Liner began to speed up before it started going into the air, fallowing the Gorilla Air Ship. Tidus noticed the large Bullet Train coming after his ship so he took action.
Tidus: "ATTACK! DESTROY THAT PUNY TRAIN!"
The crew did as he said, they quickly grabbed Explosive barrels and began throwing them at the Den Liner. They all got direct hit, causing several explosions.
*BO-BOO-BOOM-BOOM!*
Y/n: "HA! YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO TRY A LOT HARDER THAN THAT TO DESTROY THE TRAIN OF TIME!"
Y/n then began to take evasive actions, moving the Den Liner through the sky avoiding the next wave of Bomb Barrels, but then he heard explosions and screams from below. Y/n quickly looked at one of the cameras to see that the bombs were hitting the town and exploding.
Y/n: "SHIT! ACTIVATE WEAPON SYSTEMS!"
Y/n then inserted the Pass (black rectangle) into the Motorcycle, causing the Den Liner's diffrent cars to open up, revealing animal based weapons.
When the Gorillas threw their bombs, Y/n blasted them out of the sky with the Den Liner's weapons so they wouldn't hurt anyone. As the Den Liner flew around and destroyed the Gorilla's weapons, the top of the front car opened, revealing Y/n standing there with his sword in hand.
Y/n: "Thank God this thing has Autopilot."
The Den Liner then turned flying over the Airship, once it was fully over, Y/n jumped off and landed in the Ship with a roll. He then yelled with a pose.
Y/n: "ORE!!! FUTATABI SANJOU!!!"
Tidus looked at Y/n for a second before licking his "lips".
Tidus: "Ha! Now I see why they sent you after us when those other misters failed to kill me! Even if you're only a Weapon Soul. Once I kill you! Well gain the immense power for you Delicious Soul!"
Y/n stood there uncomfortably for a moment, before he had a sudden realization.
Y/n: "Wait, other Misters?"
Tidus: "The other Students from the DWMA that were sent to collect my soul."
Y/n: "Grrrrrr! LISTEN HERE YOU KISHIN TRASH! I value two things above all else. THE SECOND THING BEING, THE LIVES OF OTHERS ABOVE MYSELF!"
Tidus: "... What's the First Thing?"
Y/n: "You've killed Countless people for the power in their Souls, and now you must pay for your crimes of putting fear into the hearts of man, I'll destroy you to make us brave again!"
Y/n charged at Tidus with his sword raised, he slashed at him, but Tidus only dodged before Kicking Y/n into his Gorilla Crew. The Gorillas picked up clubs and were about to smash Y/n, when he suddenly jumped up and spun around, slashing them all in half. They then poofed into Kishin Souls. Tidus jumped at Y/n with a club in each of his hands. He tried to smash Y/n, but he rolled out of the way before he could do that. Y/n quickly got behind Tidus and began slashing his back over and over. Tidus retaliated by roaring, the power of the roar alone sent Y/n fling back into the steering wheel of the Airship. Y/n looked at the wheel before getting an idea.
Y/n: "NOW YOU'VE DONE IT!"
Tidus: "Done what?"
Y/n backflipped, landing right in front of the Wheel, he then grabbed it tightly.
Y/n: "YOU HAVE FUCKED UP!"
Y/n then spun the wheel with all his might causing Tidus's eyes to widen. Then Airship began to spin rapidly, causing everyone on board to get dizzy. Y/n quickly grabbed the wheel again causing the spinning to stop.
Y/n: "NOW FOR THE FINAL TOUCH!"
When Y/n said that, the Airship began to speed up. Tidus looked where the ship was going to see that they were heading right towards a mountain.
Y/n: "HOLD ON TO SOMETHING!"
Tidus: "AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!"
*KA-BBBOOOOMMM!*
As soon as the Ship collided with the Mountain, it exploded, due to all the explosives inside of the now destroyed ship. Tidus was now on the ground, watching as hundreds of Kishin and Human souls fell from the sky all around him. He then noticed all the Buring Money that he and his crew worked so hard to collect. He was taken over by a sudden rage and madness. He looked around to see Y/n stretching his body. His fur turned Red as he roared at him.
Y/n: "WOAHOLY SHIT!"
Tidus jumped at Y/n with rage in his eyes, but Y/n only smiled as he ran the Pass over his Driver again.
Y/n: "I've got you right where I want you."
Den-O Driver: "FULL CHARGE!"
Y/n: "IT'S TIME FOR MY SPECIAL ATTACK! PART 2!"
The blade on the end of Y/n's sword shot off into the sky, still connected to the rest of the blade by a bolt of red lightning. He then swung his blade horizontally, causing the blade to slash Tidus, before slashing Downwards slashing Tidus in half. He then tossed his sword aside and scanned his Pass again, Y/n jumped into the air and kicked out his leg, causing him to fly at Tidus.
Y/n: "IT'S OVER!"
Tidus: "N-NOOOO!!!"
Y/n: "*Imitating skeletor* NNNYEESSSS!!"
*KABOOOOOMMMM!!!*
He kicked him with red sparks of lightning around his foot, causing a huge explosion. Y/n landed and pumped his fist in excitement.
Y/n: "Legendary Finish!"
He transformed back to normal and was about to walk away, when a familiar skeleton hand grabbed his leg.
Tidus: "W-Wait!"
Y/n: "What's up?"
Tidus: "Before I fully die. I must know. What was that second thing?"
Y/n: "Huh?"
Tidus: "You said that you value two things above all else, then you said that the second thing was, The lives of others above yourself. what was the first?"
Y/n: "Isn't it obvious idiot. I didn't tell you because you already know it."
Tidus: "I already know it?"
Y/n: "The true importance of Money!"
Tidus stayed silent for a moment before chuckling and transforming into a Kishin soul. Y/n smiled and looked around, only to see the hundreds of Kishin Souls around him.
Y/n: "WOAHOLY CRAP! TODAY'S A GOOD DAY TO BE Y/N! FOOD TIME BABY!"
"LEGENDARY SOULS"
Episode 2
The Girl with the Soul Eating Scythe!
Battle of Misunderstanding!?
Y/n was walking down the street with a huge smile on his face. As he walked he counted the money gained from this the job he just finished.
Y/n: "Oh man! This was the best paying one yet! I could eat so much food if I keep getting paid like this!"
Y/n stuffed the money in his pocket and began his travels to the next town, but he stopped when someone bumped into him.
Man: "Sorry dude."
Y/n: "It's no... problem..."
The man tried to walk away only for Y/n to grab his shoulder.
Man: "Huh?"
The man turned to see Y/n staring at him with a deadly glare, sending shivers down his spin.
Man: "W-What's w-wrong?"
Y/n: "You better give it all back. Or am I going to have to take both your arms and legs?"
The man quickly reached into his pocket and pulled out the wallet he stole from Y/n with the money he just collected from the request. Y/n snatched his wallet back before letting go of the man.
Y/n: "Thank you."
Y/n then began walkin again with an accomplished smile on his face.
"Timeskip"
Y/n: "This seems like the place."
Y/n had accepted another Request to exterminate a Kishin that was haunting this town's playground at night time, killing anyone who got too close.
Y/n: "Alright. If what that guy said was true. Then their should be a Kishin that looks like a little girl around here..."
Y/n heard a sobbing sound in the distance. He followed the sound until he saw a little girl with short blonde hair sitting on a swing with tears streaming down her face. Quietly, Y/n took out his camera and took a picture.
*CLICK*
The camera's sound startled the Girl, bringing her attention towards Y/n, he blonde hair covered her eyes as she watched Y/n examine the Polaroid.
Y/n: "Kristyn Xander. Age: 10. Blood Type: AB. Occupation: None. Your parents forced you to eat human souls in order to please their God. Man. I feel kinda bad killing you, but, I can't have you running around eating human Souls... plus I need to get paid, but that's not important. Kivat Belt."
A red belt appeared around Y/n waist and a Golden Bat appeared his hand.
The bat opened it's mouth, and Y/n made it bite his hand, causing his veins to become visible. He then placed the Bat onto the belt causing him to transform.
Y/n: "Henshin."
Y/n: "I'll end this quickly, Darkness Moon Break!"
Y/n placed a Red Key into the Bat's mouth causing everything to turn dark as the moon turned blood red. Y/n lifted up his right leg causing the chains around it to shatter, revealing the red bat wings underneath.
Y/n then jumped into the air and kicked at Kristyn. He flew at her with extreme speed, but he was suddenly stopped by the blade of a wrapping around his chest.
???: "STAY AWAY FROM HER!""
With a mass of strength the scythe wielder threw Y/n into a tree, turning the world around them back to normal and completely stopping his attack.
Y/n: "Oww! What the hell?"
Y/n looked up to see a blonde girl with pigtails standing in front of Kristyn with wielding a Scythe Weapon Soul.
The girl spun her Scythe around before doing a defensive pose. Then she turned towards Kristyn.
?Girl?: "Are you alright?"
Kristyn nodded, causing the Girl to turn back towards me.
?Weapon?: "Is this guy the target Maka?"
Maka: "Something around here is messing with my Soul Perception, but, by the way he looks and the way he was trying to kill that girl. I'm sure he's the Kishin we're after."
?Weapon?: "Alright."
Maka spun her scythe around before charging at Y/n. She tried to slash at him, but Y/n quickly backflipped dodging the attack, he then landed on the branch of a tree.
Y/n: "HOLD ON A SECOND! I'm not a Kishin! I'm a weapon! The Kishin's that girl over there!"
?Weapon?: "You really think a trick like that's gonna work on us?"
Maka then swung her scythe cutting down the tree in a single slash. Y/n quickly jumped off before Maka could hit him.
Y/n: "Dammit! I've gotta convince them somehow."
Y/n then grabbed a blue key thing and placed it inside of the Bat's mouth, transforming him.
Bat: "GARURU! SABER! *HOWL!*"
Maka tried to slash at Y/n again, but he blocked with his new blade.
Y/n: "Hold on a second! I'm not a Kishin! I'm a freelance weapon! I fight Kishins just like you do! And that girl you just saved is one!"
Maka: "Hmph! If you're really not a Kishin, then prove it!"
Y/n: "Alright!"
Y/n quickly spun around and kicked Maka, sending her back a bit but doing no real dmage.
Y/n: "If you're this stubborn then I'll show you I'm human."
Y/n then transformed back to normal by disconnecting the bat from the belt, revealing his human form to Maka and her weapon. Maka's eyes widened along with the eye on her Scythe.
Maka: "Oh no. He was telling the truth..."
?Weapon?: "Dammit Maka, this is totally your faul."
Maka: "How is it my Fault!?"
Soul: "If your Soul Perception wasn't acting up, then we would have known he was human!"
Y/n: "Guys..."
Maka: "Oh! I'm sorry! But I don't know what's causing it!"
Y/n: "Guys."
Soul: "You're the smart one! Figure it out!"
Y/n: "HEY! WE HAVE A BIGGER PROBLEM HERE!"
Maka and Soul turned their attention to Y/n only to see him pointing towards the Kristyn on the swing who was mumbling to herself.
Kristyn: "Momma... Papa... I'm sorry. I'll eat more. I promise!"
Kristyn's body began to deform as she cried louder and louder. Whole this happened Y/n looked at the picture he took earlier.
Y/n: "That explains why she's changing now."
Maka: "What?"
Y/n: "Most of the time Kishins transform into monsters when they eat enough human souls, but there's always a trigger. Your fighting must have reminded her of her parents fighting, and that's starting her transformation. I was trying to kill her before this, but you got in the way."
Kristyn deformed more and more, before her body bursted open and her new giant form crawled out.
Maka: "W-Woah..."
Soul: "Holy shit..."
Y/n: "Now, we need to kill her. Hope you two are good at fighting. Henshin."
Y/n transformed back into Kiva while Maka spun Soul around before getting ready to fight. Y/n then pulled out his Polaroid picture of here and examined it again.
Y/n: "After eating enough souls, she killed her parents and ate their souls, now she kill any person that hears her sobbing. Welp! We have no info on this new form and it's 3 times our size. let's do this thing!"
Bat: "GARURU! SABER! *HOWL!*"
Y/n transformed back into Garuru Saber form and raised his sword.
Kristyn: "GRRRRAAAAHHHHHH"
Kristyn summoned a giant flaming skull and threw it at the two of them.
Y/n: "MOVE! MOVE! MOVE!"
Maka and Y/n dodged together, when the skull hit the ground, it exploded into a giant ball of flame.
Y/n: "Since we're gonna be fighting together, we might aswell introduce ourselves. Name's Y/n L/n Heisei, but everyone calls me Y/n."
Maka: "I'm Maka, and this is my Partner Soul."
Y/n: "Nice to mee- ANOTHER SKULL!"
Kristyn threw another skull at them, causing the two of them to dodge once again.
Maka: "Ok, let's go Soul!"
Maka then charged at Kristyn dodging flaming skulls left and right, she jumped up and tried to slash the Kristyn, but her Scythe only bounced off of the hard bones.
Maka: "WHAT!?"
Soul: "I BOUNCED OFF HER!?"
Y/n: "GET DOWN!"
Y/n quickly dashed over and Tackled maka away from another flaming skull. Y/n then spun around and pressed the back of the Garulu Saber, hitting Kristyn with a huge blast of sound.
Y/n: "OK! I've fought some annoying Kishins! But you are one of the most! GARULU HOWLING SLASH!"
Y/n placed the Garulu Saber into the Bat's mouth, causing everything to go dark once again. Maka and Soul watched in awe as Y/n placed the Blade in his mouth before charging forwards like a werewolf. He jumped high into the air and spun around before slashing Kristyn, causing a blue flame to erupt from the slash marks. Then all of the bone collapsed together turning Kristyn back into a child. Y/n took the Red Key and placed it back into the Bat's mouth starting his final attack.
Y/n: "NOW! DARKNESS MOON BREAK!"
His leg opened once again as he flew at Kristyn with extreme speed. He then kicked her, causing the two of to fly into a wall because of said kick. Once she hit the wall, a large bat symbol was implanted into the wall. Y/n then jumped back and began walking away as Kristyn's skin turned into multicolored glass.
Y/n: "Legendary Finish."
*KABOOOM!*
Once Y/n said that, Kristyn exploded and transformed into a Kishin Soul. Maka ran over, only to see that the Kishin was destroyed.
Soul: "Woah! That was so cool!"
Y/n grabbed the soul and was gonna eat it, but then he decided not to.
Y/n: "Here."
Maka: "Huh?"
Y/n handed the Kishin Soul over to Maka.
Maka: "You're giving me this? But you killed the Kishin."
Y/n: "Yeah. But you didn't know what you were getting into, the person who gave you this request must have given misinformation so the job would get done faster. So it's only fair if you have it."
Soul: "Don't mind if I do!"
Soul then transformed into his human form and took the Kishin Soul.
Maka: "Soul!"
Soul: "What now?"
Maka: "*Groan* Thank you Y/n. And sorry for thinking you were a Kishin earlier."
Soul: "Oh Yeah. Thanks for the food and Sorry for the attack dude."
Y/n: "It's no problem. If you two need anything else, don't be afraid to ask."
Maka: "Actually..."
"Short Timeskip"
Maka: "42-42-564 whenever you wanna knock on Death's door."
Maka and Soul were standing in front of a mirror, Maka had blown hat air on it and wrote 42-42-564 on it. The window shined and rippled like water.
Maka: "Lord Death, this is Scythe Mister Maka reporting in."
The window finished Shining and rippling revealing a silly face.
Death: "Heya! Hiya! How's it going! Oh Maka, It's you. So how's the Kishin Hunting going? And who's this new friend of yours? He doesn't look like a student."
Maka: "About that... the Kishin was a way higher level then the Request said. We would be dead if Y/n didn't save us."
Death: "Oh! That's quite troubling. I'll have to tell someone to investigate the rest of the Request and evaluate their levels. Anyway! This Y/n fellow must be a pretty nice Mister if he saved you like that."
Y/n: "I'm actually a Weapon."
Y/n said as he walking in front of the mirror.
Maka: "You came back."
Soul: "How'd turning in the Request go?"
Y/n: "It was monetary."
Maka & Soul: "Wha?"
Y/n: "It was easy."
Death: "Ah! You must be Y/n, correct?"
Y/n: "Yep."
Death: "It's been a while since I've heard if a Weapon killing a high level Kishin without a Mister. You must be very powerful."
Y/n: "I get that a lot."
Death: "Well. I'd like to personally thank you for saving my students, I don't know what I'd do if I lost any of them."
Y/n: "Your welcome. Now if you'll excuse me, I've gotta be on my way."
Y/n said before turning around and walking away, but before he could get away He was stopped by soul.
Soul: "Where you headed?"
Y/n: "... West."
Maka, Soul & Death: "Huh?"
Y/n: "Ok! I may or may not have any place to stay right now. I've more or less been traveling from town to town Killing Kishins just to get enough money to feed myself."
Death: "Then Come to My School!"
Y/n: "What?"
Death: "A weapon as powerful as you shouldn't be wasting his time traveling with no destination and killing Kishins left and right. So you should come to my school! If you decide that you want a Mister then there are more than enough of my students that need Weapons, if not you can stay fighting on you own."
Y/n: "I don't know..."
Death: "We'll provide you with a bed and food."
Y/n thoughts: "Bed and food! Plus I can probably still make money from requests! Take the Deal or I will hurt you, me! Wait! If we go there, then my ex is gonna be there too, it would only be a matter of time until we met again.... Damn You Priorities!"
Y/n: "Alright, you convinced me. I'll join your school."