" evil demon king i know you're in there, come out and face me you are just a coward, i am so powerful and will defeat you no matter what."
"AAAAARRRGGGHHHH, i am the evil demon king, i will defeat you, nobody calls me a chicken (Just like that guy from back to the future, Martin Mcfly or whatever)" An evil giant guy who looked like a demon came out of the giant room which the hero was standing in front of (the hero and his super loyal party are outside the demons room in his house (in demon land, not the suburbs or something haha)
"I never said that, you are straight tweaking like the guy from that movie back to the future but not number 2 because i didn't like that one, and the third was just kind of meh, but one was pretty good. Weird that his mom tried to get it on with him though haha (in this world it is medieval but they still have back to the future 1 to 3, interesting stuff i know). Anyway, i am the super hero strong guy and im gonna take you down with all of my good friends, isnt that right guys?"
super strong super hero guy turned around, his super strong aura making his long hair flutter in the wind, he is a young adult man by the way, about yea high, with long edgy black hair, his skin colour varies, but most of the time it is some sort of pale colour, maybe grey or blue idk, like a jade beauty. His muscles were like a muscular guy you might see walking around town, and his face was kind of like old steve buscemi mixed with young willem dafoe, a real heartthrob.
his team mates were all conventionally attractive and despite being the same age as him in the lore are probably actually like thirty (blame netflix for the casting not me), oh yeah i forgot the main super strong character guy is also real smart like rick from the hit tv show rick and morty, the one on adult swim and netflix, probably some other stuff too, not to be confused with afformentioned martin from the hit film trilogy back to the future, although oddly there is also an old smart guy like rick in that too, makes you think. well anyway, he is super smart, but even he couldnt have seen this next crazy twist (wowie, you guys are in for a shock).
there were like eight or ten teammates, one of the two numbers, that he gathered across the lands, and they were all in his harem because he saved them all from orcs in various places, real problem in medieval fantasy worlds, somebody should crack down on it, maybe find a few wives like this main guy too.
some of them were maybe guys but he hadnt got through checking the most recent ones, although the dwarf 'girl' with the beard was kind of suspcious, he was much too busy with the demon king to focus on that nonsense.
but when he looked back, all of his jade beauties, and the bearded dwarf, had evil grins on their faces, and also everyone who he had ever saved was there, and the king of his country, and his parents, all with super evil faces showing on their evil faces.
super strong guy got scared and shivered, his green skin growing large goosebumbs (like the bumps, not geese under his skin) "oh no, i have been betrayed by everyone."
tears dropped onto the ground from the strong guys face (truly a sad moment, may we all take a moment to feel his pain and allow him to grieve 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔
"okay guys thats enough grieving" i said, putting myself in the story
"who the heck is this guy?" the demon king was super confused because i had just appeared and said something, also why was he just standing there for like 600 words lol, what a useless demon king.
then he kicked me and i died, "i'll be back, maybe, if i remember to put myself back in eventually" then i died 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔i like that emoji, i didnt even know you could copy and paste emojis on a mac from google haha, interesting stuff, okay back to the story.
super strong guy stood up (he had sat down to cry in the fetal position before) "ok time to die evil demon king and evil people who betrayed me, im activating my strongest mode, super strong guy mode 5 (he had four other stages he skipped, kind of like goku in a strong mode, why go super saiyan 1 if you can go straight to ultra instinct or whatever is the strongest, vegeta has like ultra ego or something, idk i dont read the manga.
super crazy black aura surrounded him to match his skin colour and his eyes which were red i forgot to say, "aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh, im gonna kill you all, im using my special skill, super slash"
the main guy swung his sword and cleaved through all of his friends, family, and everyone he had saved before because they were evil now for some reason.
"haha hero, i had brainwashed them all, and now theyre dead, you are all alone" the demon king was ready to fight, so he did a frontflip to show this.
"nooooo, you tricked me, thats it, i probably have another form lying around here somewhere give me a minute to power up, oh no, oowiee i am so sad, everyone is dead 😔, i must become even stronger, ahhhh, i am powering up again, new super form, the souls of the deceased are coming inside of me, i can feel them filling me up with their ectoplasm, ahh i am so strong now."
"haha i am the demon king"
"I know"
"Just making sure"
"ok thanks anyway"
the demon king used some sort of demon power and summoned a meteor from the sky which was super big and was going way too fast for the super guy to react to. it hit him on the head and he exploded into a million pieces.
"wow, what a bad future that would have been", the super guy said as he stepped to the side (he can see a bit into the future), except there was a bomb there and it blew him up anyway.
"wow, what a bad future that would have been", the super guy said as he stepped to the other side this time (he can see a bit into the future) except there was also a bomb on that side (somebody should really pick them up) and it blew him up anyway.
"Holy moly that would have been a bad future", the super guy said as he stepped forward towards the demon king (he forgot all his basic training playing elden ring, always roll towards the attack not to the side (what a dumbass (bracket inside of a bracket inside of a bracket))) and this time he was fine.
he attacked the demon king with his club which he was holding in his left hand (he is left handed) and bonked him on the head kind of hard, like how the scientist guy in back to the future hits his head and gets an epiphany.
"flux capacitor" said the demon king.
"yes, i have seen the movie too, now shut up"
the strong guy used his sword which was in his right hand (he is right handed) and shot the demon king with it like a gun, bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang,bang, bang, bang. The sword gun had plenty of bullets.
"wow you are so weak, i am perfectly fine." said the demon king
he kicked the strong guy with his feet (he has no shoes on at the moment, normally he wears them but he had just gotten out of the bath (oh yeah, he is fighting in his towel haha (like that episode of amazing world of gumball where gumball really wants tobias (the rich one) to smack his butt with a towel for some reason i dont remember (also the little red shapeshifter guy is in that show lol and the monkey teacher)))
"oh no all of my bones are broken, i could not stop that one" (he ran out of future sight uses)
"this is the end super strong hero guy"
"ok"
"wait, what"
"oh yeah, i gotta say something cool. AHHHHH, i hate you demon king, i wont forgive you in this lifetime or the next, i will kill you one day i swear, you are courting death (the main guy is a young master i guess). im gonna be even more powerful in my next life, and maybe even way more edgy with loads of variation in my powers and stuff, im not sure yet youll find out when i reincarnate or something"
"ok" the demon king stomped on the hero and he died, and then he got back in the bath to relax.
*In Another World*
"Wow, our baby is so cute, like a young Steve Buscemi mixed with an old Willem Dafoe" (thats right, super strong guy has been reincarnated in another world)
"in this world which is kind of like another one probably with a demon king who hasnt appeared yet in this world but its the future (like back to the future) in this world there was probably a guy just like this and he was probably called super strong guy or hero or something, idk, thats his name" said super strong guys new dad.
"ah, i am collapsing from some mana disease or something? idk, now im gonna go into a coma and you are gonna disappear leaving super strong guy alone and we'll send him to live with my friend who has a daughter who was just born like him and they will have a weird dynamic going on which is kind of uncomfortable the whole time throughout the story. make sure to become strong and rich and cure me son... ugh, im in a coma now." super strong guys mom said, which was kind of weird, who talks like this anyway, does she know the worlds not even real or something.
"nooo, mah wife, okay, bye now son" super strong guy's dad said, dropping him on the ground and leaving."
super strong guy was a kind of fat baby so he fell through the floor into his mom's friend's apartment which was the floor below.
"Hello baby, i will take care of you now. this is your not sister, be sure to have a weird relationship." said his new 'mom'
*Super Strong Guy System Activating*
"Interesting.", said super strong guy.
gurt: yo