Chapter 26 - Headphones

A Clyde and Scott Story

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𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝖽𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝖺 𝗌𝖼𝗁𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝖿𝗂𝖾𝗅𝖽 𝗍𝗋𝗂𝗉! 𝖢𝗈𝗈𝗅 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍? 𝖠𝗌 𝗎𝗌𝗎𝖺𝗅, 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝖿𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖾𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗌. 𝖧𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗉𝗅𝖺𝗒𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝖿𝖿, 𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝗉𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗁𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗋. "𝖲𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝗆𝖺𝗇!" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗎𝗉. 𝖡𝖾𝖻𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝗍𝖺𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗅𝗅 𝖼𝗋𝖺𝖼𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗎𝗉 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖪𝖾𝗇𝗇𝗒 𝖿𝗅𝗂𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾'𝗌 𝗍𝗂𝗍𝗍𝖾𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝗈𝗈𝗆.

𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗇. 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗏𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗐𝖺𝗏𝖾𝖽. 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌. "𝖨 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾!" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗀𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆. "𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗂𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖽𝗎𝖽𝖾! 𝖨 𝖻𝖾𝖾𝗇 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾." 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗁𝗎𝗀𝗌 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄.

Clyde: How yea been?

Scott: Fine.. I guess.

Clyde: You guess?

Scott: it's just.. these 3 guys always come to my locker and hit me.

Clyde: what!? Who?

Scott: I don't know their names.

Clyde: Is one of them Cartman? Because I can beat him up when we get home!

Scott: No.. I think their in 7th grade.

Clyde: 8 graders bullying 7 graders? Scott, you let me know when they do something to you ok?

Scott: Mhm!

Clyde: What ya listen to?

Scott: Oh! Uh.. TV girl.

Clyde: Who's that?

Scott: Its a band! They're really good.

Clyde: Can I listen?

𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇. 𝖧𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗈𝖿𝖿 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾.

"𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐞 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐨𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐚𝐥𝐤𝐞𝐝, 𝐰𝐞 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐥𝐢𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐧𝐢𝐧' 𝐭𝐨 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫'𝐬 𝐫𝐨𝐜𝐤. 𝐈𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦. 𝐈𝐧 𝐡𝐞𝐫 𝐛𝐞𝐝𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐬𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐭𝐨 𝐤𝐢𝐬𝐬, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐬𝐤𝐢𝐩𝐬, 𝐟𝐢𝐥𝐩 𝐢𝐭 𝐨𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐀𝐧𝐝 𝐬𝐢𝐭 𝐚 𝐥𝐢𝐭𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐨𝐬𝐞𝐫."

"𝖨 𝗅𝗂𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍!" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗍𝖺𝗄𝖾𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝖿𝖿. "𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗇𝖺 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗂𝗍 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗆𝖾?" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗊𝗎𝖾𝗌𝗍𝗂𝗈𝗇. 𝖳𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖿𝗈𝗋𝗍𝖺𝖻𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗂𝗋 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗌. 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝖼𝗎𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗈𝗇 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖾𝗅𝗌𝖾 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾, 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽. 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗆𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖻𝖾 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗎𝖼𝗄𝗒 𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝗍𝗈𝖽𝖺𝗒.

𝖠 𝖿𝖾𝗐 𝖽𝖺𝗒𝗌 𝗁𝖺𝗌 𝗉𝖺𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽, 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝖳𝖵 𝗀𝗂𝗋𝗅 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝖼𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗌. 𝖧𝖾 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 more 𝗌𝗈𝗇𝗀𝗌 from other artists. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗂𝖼, 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋. 𝖶𝖾𝗅𝗅, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝖿𝖾𝖾𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀𝗌 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝖾𝖺𝖼𝗁 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖾𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝖾𝗇𝖾𝖽.

𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝗌𝗂𝗇𝖼𝖾 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝖻𝗒 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗍𝗈𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝗋𝖽 𝗅𝗂𝗍𝗍𝗅𝖾 𝖼𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗌. 𝖧𝖾 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗀𝖾𝗍𝗍𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗇𝗍𝗈 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗒 𝖺 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗁𝖺𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌. "𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗀𝖺𝗒 𝗆𝗎𝗌𝗂𝖼? 𝖳𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝗂𝗍 𝖺𝗌𝗌!" 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗒 𝗌𝗇𝖺𝗉𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗋𝖾𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗋. "𝖧𝖾𝗒!" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗋𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝖿𝗍𝖾𝗋 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗈𝗒𝗌 𝗋𝖺𝗇 𝖺𝗐𝖺𝗒 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇. "𝖠𝗋𝖾 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗈𝗄?" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖽𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝗆𝗌. 𝖧𝖾 𝗇𝗈𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖻𝗈𝗍𝗁 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖽𝗈𝗐𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖻𝗋𝗈𝗄𝖾𝗇 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗋. "𝖠𝗐..." 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗉𝗂𝖼𝗄𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗎𝗉 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗁𝗈𝗈𝖽𝗂𝖾 𝗉𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗍. "𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗎𝖼𝗄 𝗂𝗌 𝗐𝗋𝗈𝗇𝗀 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌?" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝗂𝗀𝗁𝖾𝖽. "𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝗆𝗒 𝖺𝗂𝗋𝗉𝗈𝖽𝗌?" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗈𝗎𝗍. "𝖮𝗁, 𝗇𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈!" "𝖡𝗎𝗍 𝖨 𝖽𝗈." "...𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇𝗄𝗌 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾." "𝖭𝗈 𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗆." 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗅𝗅 𝗆𝗈𝗇𝗂𝗍𝗈𝗋 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗌𝗍𝖺𝗋𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗆 𝗍𝗈 𝗀𝖾𝗍 𝗍𝗈 𝖼𝗅𝖺𝗌𝗌.

𝖢𝗋𝖺𝗂𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗌𝖾 𝗀𝗎𝗒𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖻𝖾𝖿𝗈𝗋𝖾 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅𝗂𝗓𝖾𝖽 𝗐𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝖺𝗆𝖾 𝖿𝗈𝗋. "𝖳𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇!" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖺𝗋𝗆 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆. "𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗒𝗈𝗎𝗋 𝗆𝗒 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍?" "𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖽𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍 𝖽𝗎𝖽𝖾." 𝖳𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝗋𝗈𝗅𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖾𝗒𝖾𝗌.

Clyde: Can you but some headphones for me please?

Tolkien: You have some?

Clyde: It's not for me.

Tolkien: I'm scared.

Clyde: It's for Scott!

Tolkien: Oh? Why...

Clyde: Some 8th graders broke his headphones and...

Tolkien: And?

Clyde: Never mind.

Tolkien: Dude, I already know about you and him. You both like each other.

Clyde: Damn it!

Tolkien: I'll get some tho. You need flowers too?

Clyde: Shut up, dude, the other guys will hear!

Tolkien: My bad.

𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗉𝖺𝗂𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝗍𝖺𝖼𝗈𝗌. 𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗇𝖾𝗑𝗍 𝖽𝖺𝗒, 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗂𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗂𝗍. "𝖧𝖾𝗒." 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗆𝗉𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗌𝖺𝗐 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝖺𝗇𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗅𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝗋 𝗐𝗂𝗍𝗁 𝖺 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗋𝗄 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝖿𝖺𝖼𝖾. "𝖧𝗂?" 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗇𝖽. "𝖲𝗈 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗒𝖾𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗋𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝖨 𝗀𝗈𝗍 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀!" 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝗌𝗁𝗈𝖼𝗄𝖾𝖽 "𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾, 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖽𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍!" "𝖮𝗁, 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝖨 𝖽𝗂𝖽!"

𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗍𝗈𝗈𝗄 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗁𝗎𝗀𝗀𝖾𝖽 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾. 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗁𝗎𝗀 𝖻𝖺𝖼𝗄 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝗈𝗈𝗄𝖾𝖽 𝖳𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝗌 𝗁𝖾 𝗀𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝗎𝗆𝖻𝗌 𝗎𝗉. "𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝖺𝗌𝗄 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝗌𝗈𝗆𝖾𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗌 𝗐𝖾𝗅𝗅." 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽. "𝖶𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗍?" 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗉𝗎𝗍𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗁𝖾𝖺𝖽𝗉𝗁𝗈𝗇𝖾𝗌 𝗈𝗇 𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗇𝖾𝖼𝗄.

Clyde: Do you like someone?

Scott: Mhm... yea?

Clyde: Oh..

Scott: You know him! He's cute, has brown hair, red and white shoes, with a letterman jacket...

Clyde: Wow.. that guy sounds cool!

𝖳𝗈𝗅𝗄𝗂𝖾𝗇 𝗐𝖺𝗇𝗍𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝖾𝗅𝗅 𝖽𝗎𝗆𝖻𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝗋𝗂𝗀𝗁𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗇 𝖺 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋𝖾. 𝖲𝖼𝗈𝗍𝗍 𝗃𝗎𝗌𝗍 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾𝖽 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗄𝗂𝗌𝗌𝖾𝖽 𝗁𝗂𝗆 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖼𝗁𝖾𝖾𝗄. 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗌𝗍𝗈𝗉𝗌 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝖻𝗅𝗎𝗌𝗁𝖾𝖽.

Clyde: The guy is me!?

Scott: Yes Clyde.

Clyde: You love me? To the point you wanna be boyfriends?

Scott: Su-

Clyde: YESS. YESSSSSS! WOOOOO!

𝖳𝗁𝖾 𝗐𝗁𝗈𝗅𝖾 𝖽𝖺𝗒 𝖢𝗅𝗒𝖽𝖾 𝗐𝖺𝗌 𝖿𝗅𝖾𝗑𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗈𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝖿𝗋𝗂𝖾𝗇𝖽 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉. 𝖤𝗏𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗁𝗈𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖽𝗂𝖽𝗇'𝗍 𝖼𝖺𝗋𝖾, 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝗐𝖾𝗋𝖾 𝗁𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗒 𝖿𝗈𝗋 𝗁𝗂𝗆.