Chapter 7: "Stat Points and Loot? Nexus, You Flirty Minx."
Alt title:Sir, You Are Still Bleeding—Please Stop Smiling
Scene:Deadpool's sitting cross-legged on the street, casually bleeding onto the pavement while staring at nothing.
Civilians are still filming. Woo Jin-Chul's crew are keeping their distance. Everyone's assuming he's either an ultra-high rank or absolutely nuts. Possibly both.
Then—
[DING!]
Quest Complete: Emergency: Clear the Dungeon Break
Reward Claimed:– 1x Random Lootbox– +10 Free Stat Points
Total Unused Stat Points: 30
"Oh, baby. That's the sound of plot armor getting an upgrade."
Deadpool opens the system menu, humming to himself like he's choosing toppings for a burrito.
"Hmm… what would Jinwoo do? Probably brood, unlock a shadow army, and flex. I can't do the shadow thing, but I can flex."
He drags all 30 points into Strength and Agility, mashing the invisible screen like someone playing Fruit Ninja in a coffee shop.
[DING!]
Strength: 100 → 115
Agility: 93 → 108
"Nice. I'm now officially fast enough to dodge child support and strong enough to punch a tank. Progress!"
From Woo Jin-Chul's POV?
The man is mumbling to himself, tapping the air, and laughing like he's got voices in his head giving him PowerPoint presentations.
Woo turns to one of the association agents:"Can we confirm this guy isn't on any known registry?"
Agent: "Sir, he doesn't exist in any global Hunter database. No aura, no guild affiliation, no nothing. He just... appeared."
Deadpool, still sitting:
"Hey Nexus, gimme that lootbox. Papa needs a legendary katana. Or a breakfast burrito. Either's good."
[DING!]
Lootbox Available: Open Now?
"HELL yes."